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Funny story: Gareth Bale Has Curtailed His Spanish Lessons

Gareth Bale Has Curtailed His Spanish Lessons

Real Madrid's wantaway Welsh star, Gareth Bale, has revealed he has cancelled his Spanish lessons, saying that learning the language was just too big a task. Bale, 30, has been at Madrid for more than six years, but has only a rudimentary knowledg...

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Funny story: Is Gareth Bale On His Way To Hull City?

Is Gareth Bale On His Way To Hull City?

Gareth Bale, the Real Madrid and Wales footballer, who has fallen out of favour at the Bernabeu Stadium, may have found the ideal club with which to play out the rest of his career - Hull City. Bale, 30, is a man who knows what he likes, and he li...

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Funny story: Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

Pep Guardiola Is Not A Fan Of Man Buns

The Manchester City coach, Pep Guardiola, has said in an interview he is not impressed by man buns, and would never sign a player who had one. A man bun is a funny-looking dollop of hair perched on the back of some men's heads which looks a bit li...

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Funny story: Andros Townsend is the new Gareth Bale (says Daniel Levy)

Andros Townsend is the new Gareth Bale (says Daniel Levy)

Tottenham Hotspur today announced that England hero Andros Townsend has signed a new four year contract, trebling his wages from the minimum wage of £7.50 per hour. Manager Andre Villas-Boas and chairman Daniel Levy announced the deal today as th...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Jimmy Greaves comes out of retirement

Transfer Window: Jimmy Greaves comes out of retirement

78 year old former England, Milan, West Ham, Chelsea and Tottenham player has announced he is coming out of retirement. The east-ender, most famous for missing the 1966 world cup final, alcoholism problems and his tv programme with Ian St John, to...

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Funny story: Delay to Gareth Bale Real Madrid transfer explained

Delay to Gareth Bale Real Madrid transfer explained

With one day to go before the transfer window slammed shut, the longest running transfer speculation (since Ronaldo joined Real Madrid)has been completed. After the press conference, a source close to Gareth Bale revealed to Sly Sports why the transf...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Peter Odemwingie turned away from Real Madrid training ground

Transfer Window: Peter Odemwingie turned away from Real Madrid training ground

For the second transfer deadline day in a row, West Bromwich Albion striker Peter Odemwingie was involved in a sensational rejection at the gates of a club he was desperate to sign for. Last January, with the transfer window clock ticking down, th...

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Funny story: Real Madrid recoup transfer fee for Gareth Bale in one day

Real Madrid recoup transfer fee for Gareth Bale in one day

Real Madrid has sensationally recouped all the £85million outlay on Welsh wonder Gareth Bale in less than 24 hours. The canny Galacticos have charged 85,000 fans 500 euros to witness the press conference at the Bernabeu welcoming Bale. Each fan wi...

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Funny story: Voodoo curse holds up transfers on Premier League big potatoes

Voodoo curse holds up transfers on Premier League big potatoes

Former Norwich, Wimbledon and England forward John Fashanu today sensationally claimed he had met a witch-doctor who has cursed the Premier League and is blocking the transfers of four big named players. Fashanu, who is currently working in a butc...

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Funny story: Tottenham to invest £85 million in cloning Gareth Bale and other footballers

Tottenham to invest £85 million in cloning Gareth Bale and other footballers

English Premier League (EPL) side Totting-ham Hot-sports have pleaded with La Liga giants Real Madrid to pay cash up front for Gareth Bale, the hottest footballer ever to leave Wales, (a tiny island the size of Wales on the side of England) North...

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Funny story: UEFA to order investigation into one man team

UEFA to order investigation into one man team

UEFA head honcho Michelle Platypus, the Frenchman with the woman's name, has demanded an immediate investigation into Tottenham Horsespurs 3-0 win over Inter Milan in the Thursday night Eur-trypa League. Only one of the three goals came from Spur...

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Funny story: Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Gareth Bale to be fitted with stabilisers to stop him falling over

Tottenham Hotspur boss Andre Villain-Boas (AVB) has given Gareth Bale a belated Christmas present in the form of a pair of stabilisers that will stop him falling over in crucial Premier League soccer matches. Welsh wizard bale was booked in the 2-...

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Funny story: "I'd probably bang Bale" - Warnock

"I'd probably bang Bale" - Warnock

Self-proclaimed football manager Neil Warnock said Sunday that he received an incredible amount of sexual satisfaction from watching opponents score goals against his Queens Park Rangers team and sincerely hoped his spirited side would concede a buck...

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