Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 12 October 2018

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McGregor takes a twatting

Fresh from his recent stunning defeat at the hands of the Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov, former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, Conor McGregor, has been suspended from all forms of fighting, for being a complete and utter twat.

This includes minor scuffles in the street, and petty squabbles with his Mrs.

The Irishman lost convincingly to Nurmagomedov, when he was forced to tap out in the fourth round, but the scenes afterwards were disgraceful, and the Nevada State Athletic Commission has imposed the immediate ban.

McGregor seems to be the kind of person who, when faced with a behavioral decision to make, always chooses poorly. He is never far from controversy, though even controversy has complained about this.

To say that McGregor has the mind of an 8-year-old, would be unfair to 8-year-olds, who would probably be wondering what they had done to deserve such a negative press.

Even Ricky Hatton has said that we now hear more about McGregor outside the ring, than we do in it.

McGregor will now take a deserved break, and concentrate on his business enterprises: his new Irish whiskey, and the cultivation of his potatoes, which grow out of his ears.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Fighting, ufc




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