In what's expected to be criticised as a pointless, ridiculous and, frankly, meaningless piece of nonsense, it's been announced that Conor McGregor, the MMA and UFC bloke, has developed a variant strain of the Coronavirus. The Irishman has been to...
With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.
UFC fighter, Conor McGregor, made a successful comeback to the octagon on Sunday with a 40-second knockout of Donald 'The Cowboy' Cerrone, in Las Vegas, and immediately spoke about his intention to secure a rematch with Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov,...
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has a secret that he probably doesn't want you to know, but which we're going to tell you about anyway - the Irishman has holes in both knees of his pyjama trousers. McGregor,...
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, who was arrested in Miami yesterday after damaging, then stealing, a fan's phone when the fan tried to photograph McGregor, has said he wants to fight a saber-toothed tiger. Mc...
A man who tried to rob the MMA fighter, Polyana Viana, outside her apartment in Brazil, received his comeuppance in no uncertain terms, when the UFC competitor kicked the living shit out of him. Viana was outside her Rio de Janeiro home when the m...
News has just reached us that the two fighters, Conor McGregor and Russian Khabib Nurmagomedov, have come to a mutual agreement about their 'fall-out' after their UFC lightweight world title fight earlier this month, and will meet on neutral ground t...
Fresh from his recent stunning defeat at the hands of the Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov, former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, Conor McGregor, has been suspended from all forms of fighting, for being a complete and utter twat. This inc...
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion has allegedly told members of a panel in an interview that he loves chips, and has them every night for his tea. McGregor, 30, was appearing before the Mohegan Tribe Department...
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, has been suspended from all forms of fighting after potatoes were found growing in his lugoyles. McGregor, 30, the mixed martial artist, who is never far from controversy, was...
Halfway through an interview with Doug Loquacious of the Loquacious and You talk show during which McGregor cussed out every one of his opponents and called them weak, McGregor's mom suddenly appeared on the scene and took offense for her son's actio...
A number of midgets were killed last night at a one-off UFC event ran by FIFA President Michel Platini. The unique event was put together in the absence of Dana Brooks by FIFA president Michel Platini, who booked a number of inexperienced midgets...
A few company's have teamed up to participate in a collaborative advertising campaign. An advertising "Cage Match" billed ADV ANNHILATION SHOWDOWN will take place this spring. Some of the "fighters" will include: THE KOOL AID MAN - Slight advantage in size, but a little slow, and of course, there's that "glass jaw." TONY THE TIGER - Predicted by several of the experts to be the winner,...
(Defecated News) Following his spectacular battering by MMA-God BJ Penn last Saturday, Diego 'Nightmare' Sanchez seems to have forgotten the fight is over. Sanchez was immediately admitted into Nevada's Care Home For Victims Of BJ, after having lo...
The UFC have today announced the contenders for the title fight at UFC 109. Australian Chris Rickard, 49, will face his nemesis Hoppy the bush kangaroo. The two met once before when Hoppy, distant cousin to TV's Skippy, attacked Rickard's dog w...
LAS VEGAS, NV -- UFC President Dana White plans to hold a press conference every hour for the rest of his life, he said earlier today, while UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture has agreed to do the same.
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