Written by XRhonda Speaks

Thursday, 30 March 2017

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Mr. Watts has emerged as an early hero in the Russia investigations after beating up Chuck Norris.

Making the point that the US has been weak on Russia, Former FBI agent Clinton Watts beat Chuck Norris in a street MMA match.

After Watts testified in the Senate about the shocking extent of Russian interference in the US elections, he acknowledged that there would be an even larger target on his back.

Indeed, when Chuck Norris heard that Watts had criticized President Trump for using Russian tactics against his opponents in the 2016 election, Norris started walking the streets looking for Mr. Watts.

Witnesses say Watts tried to defuse the situation when Norris caught up to him at a Thai restaurant in Albuquerque, NM.

One witness, Brenda Bernard, described the short lived fight to this reporter.

"That cute intelligence guy was trying not to fight with him, but when Norris threw the first punch Watts took him down in a few quick moves. It was magnificent!"

Bernard said that as Mr. Watts helped Norris get back up on his feet he was whispering to the TV and movie actor.

"I heard him say to Norris, 'You shouldn't believe the fake news about what a tough guy you are, you haven't fought or even trained in decades.'"

Since Clinton Watts' testimony before the Senate committee, some people are wondering if that is his real name at all, deep web and Nexus searches find no one by that name. In fact no names even similar to Clinton Watts could be found, further reinforcing the idea that it is a made up name, it even sounds made up.

Several Albuquerque residents told local media that Watts looked like a solar energy technician who worked in the area, but no number or name could be found for the man.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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