LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Police were called to The Fit-As-Fiddle Fitness Center after several people called 911 about a huge fight that broke out in the main exercise room. According to several eye witnesses, the brouhaha began when a white w…
Apparently not being aware of the latest enforceable laws, Andrea Johnson of Sudbury was quite shocked after being slapped "very hard" across the face by longtime acquaintance Betty Dandeneau. As it happens Dandeneau was quite aware of the new leg…
A source close to Eric Trump claims the youngster told him his father "talks about Putin all the time” and apparently he’s contemplated a scenario in which they’d (Trump and Putin) be at odds. One night over dinner with his sons at Mar-a-Lago, Tr…
Twitter is set to organise its first annual celebrity Twitter fight next October. The event, being marketed as 'Twitter Spat 2021', will be held in Las Vegas and will be televised, via pay-per-view, from the MGM Grand arena. The idea was first tou…
A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…
Police in this sleepy Indiana town were called to quell a violent disturbance at the local IHOP diner this morning. “It was absolute carnage,” reported Sergeant Nick Buckley, who was first on the scene. “In all my years on the force, I’ve never se...
UFC fighter, Conor McGregor, made a successful comeback to the octagon on Sunday with a 40-second knockout of Donald 'The Cowboy' Cerrone, in Las Vegas, and immediately spoke about his intention to secure a rematch with Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov,...
He may be a tough guy, and he may have knocked-out American, Donald 'Cowboy' Cerrone, inside 40 seconds in his UFC comeback fight on Saturday, but Conor McGregor also has his softer side, and this became apparent to fans when the Irishman was later s...
Wayne, NE - A Blue Valley High School senior here courageously fought off two "robot ninjas" and has been awarded the coveted American Hero Award, all in his own head. What wasn't in his own head was his vow to watch over a beautiful cheerleader's gu...
Seven grown men were arrested today, after a football-related brawl on the London tube, in the build up to the friendly match between Manchester City and Liverpool. Shocking videos of the incident emerged showing people's grandads drunkenly swinging...
Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, who was arrested in Miami yesterday after damaging, then stealing, a fan's phone when the fan tried to photograph McGregor, has said he wants to fight a saber-toothed tiger. Mc...
A man who tried to rob the MMA fighter, Polyana Viana, outside her apartment in Brazil, received his comeuppance in no uncertain terms, when the UFC competitor kicked the living shit out of him. Viana was outside her Rio de Janeiro home when the m...
News has just reached us that the two fighters, Conor McGregor and Russian Khabib Nurmagomedov, have come to a mutual agreement about their 'fall-out' after their UFC lightweight world title fight earlier this month, and will meet on neutral ground t...
Fresh from his recent stunning defeat at the hands of the Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov, former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, Conor McGregor, has been suspended from all forms of fighting, for being a complete and utter twat. This inc...
The England cricketer, Ben Stokes, was today put forward for an MBE for his brave defence of a gay couple on a night out in Bristol. Stokes, who was completely sober during the Bristol club-crawl with his mates, first encountered the gay couple af...
Following recommendations of the WFFC, which allies itself with the UN and the ICC, the leaders of these two disputing countries, Mr. Trump of the US, and Mr. Rouhani of Iran, have decided on personal resolution. The WFFC (World Federation of Fed...
Royal Ascot, home of equestrian royalty, the final bastion of expensive designer female hats, Saville Row suits, royal processions, mega buckets of expensive champers, Rolls Royces, and High Society in general, has finally succumbed to the modern wa...
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