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Funny story: Lorax challenges The Rock in fist fight - ends awkwardly

Lorax challenges The Rock in fist fight - ends awkwardly

Recently, the astonishing discovery was made that the Lorax, a beloved character once thought to be a work of fiction, is, in fact, real. The Lorax, sporting his iconic mustache and speaking for the trees, found himself strolling along the avenues…

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Funny story: A Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center

A Massive Brawl Breaks Out At A Los Angeles Fitness Center

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Police were called to The Fit-As-Fiddle Fitness Center after several people called 911 about a huge fight that broke out in the main exercise room. According to several eye witnesses, the brouhaha began when a white w…

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Funny story: Woman files civil suit over slapping

Woman files civil suit over slapping

Apparently not being aware of the latest enforceable laws, Andrea Johnson of Sudbury was quite shocked after being slapped "very hard" across the face by longtime acquaintance Betty Dandeneau. As it happens Dandeneau was quite aware of the new leg…

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Funny story: Trump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him

Trump secretly thinks he can take Putin if he ever has to fight him

A source close to Eric Trump claims the youngster told him his father "talks about Putin all the time” and apparently he’s contemplated a scenario in which they’d (Trump and Putin) be at odds. One night over dinner with his sons at Mar-a-Lago, Tr…

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Funny story: Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter To Organise First Televised 'Twitter Spat'

Twitter is set to organise its first annual celebrity Twitter fight next October. The event, being marketed as 'Twitter Spat 2021', will be held in Las Vegas and will be televised, via pay-per-view, from the MGM Grand arena. The idea was first tou…

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Funny story: Punk Rockers Called Mod's Scooter A 'Puff Chariot'

Punk Rockers Called Mod's Scooter A 'Puff Chariot'

A man who was reminiscing about the days of his youth, with his mates in a pub at the weekend, remembered someone he knew who was a Mod, and of how people would refer to this person's scooter as a 'Puff Chariot'. Moys Kenwood, then 17, was an arde…

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Funny story: Carnage at Local IHOP over Last Stack of Pancakes

Carnage at Local IHOP over Last Stack of Pancakes

Police in this sleepy Indiana town were called to quell a violent disturbance at the local IHOP diner this morning. “It was absolute carnage,” reported Sergeant Nick Buckley, who was first on the scene. “In all my years on the force, I’ve never se...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Makes Linguistic Error In Interview

Conor McGregor Makes Linguistic Error In Interview

UFC fighter, Conor McGregor, made a successful comeback to the octagon on Sunday with a 40-second knockout of Donald 'The Cowboy' Cerrone, in Las Vegas, and immediately spoke about his intention to secure a rematch with Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov,...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Seen Carrying Women's Handbag

Conor McGregor Seen Carrying Women's Handbag

He may be a tough guy, and he may have knocked-out American, Donald 'Cowboy' Cerrone, inside 40 seconds in his UFC comeback fight on Saturday, but Conor McGregor also has his softer side, and this became apparent to fans when the Irishman was later s...

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Funny story: High School "Hero" Fights "Robot Ninjas" While Protecting Cheerleader's Gum - Recieves "Award"

High School "Hero" Fights "Robot Ninjas" While Protecting Cheerleader's Gum - Recieves "Award"

Wayne, NE - A Blue Valley High School senior here courageously fought off two "robot ninjas" and has been awarded the coveted American Hero Award, all in his own head. What wasn't in his own head was his vow to watch over a beautiful cheerleader's gu...

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Funny story: Train's a Brawling

Train's a Brawling

Seven grown men were arrested today, after a football-related brawl on the London tube, in the build up to the friendly match between Manchester City and Liverpool. Shocking videos of the incident emerged showing people's grandads drunkenly swinging...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Wants To Fight A Saber-Toothed Tiger

Conor McGregor Wants To Fight A Saber-Toothed Tiger

Conor McGregor, the former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, who was arrested in Miami yesterday after damaging, then stealing, a fan's phone when the fan tried to photograph McGregor, has said he wants to fight a saber-toothed tiger. Mc...

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Funny story: Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

Polyana Viana Teaches Man A Painful Lesson

A man who tried to rob the MMA fighter, Polyana Viana, outside her apartment in Brazil, received his comeuppance in no uncertain terms, when the UFC competitor kicked the living shit out of him. Viana was outside her Rio de Janeiro home when the m...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Patch Things Up

Conor McGregor And Khabib Nurmagomedov To Patch Things Up

News has just reached us that the two fighters, Conor McGregor and Russian Khabib Nurmagomedov, have come to a mutual agreement about their 'fall-out' after their UFC lightweight world title fight earlier this month, and will meet on neutral ground t...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor Suspended For Being A Complete And Utter Twat

Conor McGregor Suspended For Being A Complete And Utter Twat

Fresh from his recent stunning defeat at the hands of the Russian, Khabib Nurmagomedov, former UFC featherweight and lightweight champion, Conor McGregor, has been suspended from all forms of fighting, for being a complete and utter twat. This inc...

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Funny story: MBE for Ben Stokes for Brave Defence of Gay Friends During Attack

MBE for Ben Stokes for Brave Defence of Gay Friends During Attack

The England cricketer, Ben Stokes, was today put forward for an MBE for his brave defence of a gay couple on a night out in Bristol. Stokes, who was completely sober during the Bristol club-crawl with his mates, first encountered the gay couple af...

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Funny story: WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

WFFC reports Trump and Rouhani to square off in the desert Bolton and Pompeo in the corner

Following recommendations of the WFFC, which allies itself with the UN and the ICC, the leaders of these two disputing countries, Mr. Trump of the US, and Mr. Rouhani of Iran, have decided on personal resolution. The WFFC (World Federation of Fed...

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