In an astonishing response to Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson slating his city the Mayor of Sunderland has released this statement:
"Let me start by saying Darren Gibson is a round chested, no class cunt who would injure himself wiping his arse. I have not seen a more spitefully ugly human being in my entire life and I doubt I will. A fart in a barrel would be more use to Sunderland's midfield and probably smell cleaner as well. Darren should count himself as lucky that we took a chance on him. When your career choices are "Sunderland" or "fuck off to Uzbekistan" then you know you've fallen far from the tree.
As bug eyed, no brained players go he is certainly in the top ten million of all time. He's got the brains of a turd, the skills of a turd, the looks of a turd by all intents and purposes Darren Gibson is a turd. I'd say that I hope Sunderland fine him but that daft apple picker probably gets paid in magic beans.
If he wants to retort any of the above statement I'll gladly knock him the fuck out. Any time. Any place. You're move "Gibbo".
We at Back and to the Left news condone, in it's entirety, this professional sporting beef.