Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 19 June 2017


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image for Fabulous STAR UK tabloid gives their brain-damaged footy readers the latest on the Ronaldo saga!
Yes, English RAGS are filled up with it

Now there is no need to tell anybody with an ounce of sense between their ears that Brit Tabloids are full of utter CRAP!

However, one particular RAG has taken taking the piss out of it's highly intellectual, intelligent readership, to a new level with these headlines and reports on the very same page of their website today 19/06/2017. These very dubious headlines/reports were separated only by a few paragraphs on their main footy page and Jaggedone, being a tabloid, hawkeye killer, just copied the headlines for your consumption of daily bullshit spewing out of the minds of these retarded reporters!

Here they are!

"Jose Mourinho doesn't want Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo at Manchester United!!!"

2 paragraphs down on same front page, same day:

"Jose Mourinho wants Man Utd reunion with Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo - report!!!"

Now cynicism is our favourite sport here on The Spoof, but these fab headlines//reports take cynicism out of the equation and replace them with sheer disbelief that a RAG, who supported Brexit! Flashes boobs, bums, and anything cheap and nasty going on around the planet, has even reduced itself to a RAG filled with utter, utter GARBAGE!

So dear tabloid devourers, please continue and watch this space for more!

PS: These morons get paid for the pleasure, Jaggedone does not!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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