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Funny story: Sheffield United clinch sensational Premier League Title

Sheffield United clinch sensational Premier League Title

Pegs flew and tempers flared at the final matches of this season's Premier League after the armchair decision to complete fixtures not in stadiums behind closed doors, but at the Cat and Custard Pot in Paddlesworth, Kent, a pub long in tradition with...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Issued With Retrospective Red Card

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Issued With Retrospective Red Card

Controversy was the name of the game at Stamford Bridge last night, as Chelsea were beaten 2-0 by Manchester United in a match totally controversialised by the VAR system. After Martial had given the visitors a first-half lead, Chelsea's Zouma had...

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Funny story: Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

Liverpool To Be Crowned Premier League Champions Tonight

In an unprecedented, and landmark action in the history of the Football League earlier today, it was announced that Liverpool are to be crowned Premier League champions at midnight tonight, despite nearly half of the season still remaining. The Re...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire: It Would Be Nice To End My Career Winning Trophies At City

Harry Maguire: It Would Be Nice To End My Career Winning Trophies At City

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United central defender, has dropped a veritable bombshell in the lap of Reds' boss, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, by saying that, although he is currently enjoying life at Old Trafford, he would like to end his career winning t...

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Funny story: Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Andy Carroll Is Coming Back!

Regular hospital patient and part time footballer, Andy Carroll, has re-joined his boyhood club, Newcastle, on a free transfer. Andy, who has spent the last 6 years swanning around London nightclubs, admits he can’t wait to get stuck in again at his...

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Funny story: Winks Thinks A Football Tale

Winks Thinks A Football Tale

Tottenham starlet and all round average midfielder, Harry Winks, has been detained under the mental health act after proclaiming that “trophies are just around the corner” for his Tottenham team. He followed this bizarre outburst with statements like...

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Funny story: Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

Trump A Busted Flush In UK Premiership Football Club Scam

London, UK - (Offside Mess): Mighty property mogul Donald J Trump failed miserably in an attempted 2014 ‘compulsory purchase’ plan to take over a top flight UK Premier League club, a former linesman said today. The scam started with a fake bankers...

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Funny story: Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

Solskjaer Stance On Parking Spaces Hints At Concrete Future For United

It seems that retiring a player's shirt is no longer enough. Now you have to retire their car parking space too. That is the world created by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in what will probably be his most telling contribution as Manchester United manager.

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Funny story: Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

Champions League Place Contenders Couldn't Be Arsed

UEFA fat cats were astounded at the weekend when players from Premier League contenders for a place in their flagship competition, the Champions League, decided that they couldn't be arsed, and surrendered to their opponents during the Easter weekend...

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Funny story: Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

The Premier League title race, between Liverpool and Manchester City, has become such an exciting and edge-of-the-seat-type affair, that supporters of both teams are at fever pitch, and quite literally, "touching cloth". Liverpool are two points a...

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Funny story: I Don't Make Excuses

I Don't Make Excuses

Master of the excuse, Jurgen Klopp, once again came out all guns blazing in defense of his side’s poor performance against a depleted Manchester United side. Jurgen said: "There are always many factors that decide if you win a football game. Ma...

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Funny story: Lack Of Trophies

Lack Of Trophies

Tottenham manager Mauricio Pochettino’s commitment to not winning trophies in order to not satisfy his ego is outstanding, as his Tottenham side leapt at the chance to bury their title chances. Pochettino was seen to give a satisfied nod after Bur...

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Funny story: Leicester City: Can They Win The Title Again?

Leicester City: Can They Win The Title Again?

Leicester City, the side that, against all odds, won the Premier League title three seasons ago, then faded badly like a team of chumps, but two victories in their last two games against Chelsea and Manchester City have caused 'experts' to think agai...

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Funny story: Football: Big Match Preview

Football: Big Match Preview

With the League title looking like it will be the most open it has been for a long, long time, two of the top contenders meet up this weekend in what is sure to be a crunching battle between fierce rivals who still have several scores to settle. B...

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Funny story: Manchester City v. Manchester United Big Match Preview

Manchester City v. Manchester United Big Match Preview

There'll be a lot at stake when the two teams take the field in Sunday's Premier League encounter between Manchester City and Manchester United at the City of Manchester Stadium, not least the three points the victors will attain at the end of the co...

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Funny story: The Pre-Season Games

The Pre-Season Games

Professional “bitcher” and part time Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, has claimed unless he’s allowed to sign all the players he wants, United could have a “very difficult season”. He is quoted as saying: "My CEO knows what I want. I k...

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