In an announcement that has shocked no one Northern Ireland manager Michael O'Neil has said he's "not interested in the Sunderland job". Which came as a surprise to Sunderland as, up to that point, they'd not approached him.
Michael joins a long...
In an astonishing response to Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson slating his city the Mayor of Sunderland has released this statement:
"Let me start by saying Darren Gibson is a round chested, no class cunt who would injure himself wiping his ars...
By employing a Scottish Messiah and sacking a Portuguese Madonna, it seems that these two representatives of Geordies fantasies have failed to work miracles in and around the area called Geordie Land!
Sunderland fans were observed yesterday prayin...
Stuttering, sub-standard, soccer manager, David Moyes who once ruled the roost at mighty Manchester United for only 10 months as The Chosen One, Everton and Real Sociedad, who gave him a Spanish boot in the cojones too, has decided enough is enough!...
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