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Sunderland Spiteback

Funny story: Sunderland Spiteback

In an astonishing response to Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson slating his city the Mayor of Sunderland has released this statement: "Let me start by saying Darren Gibson is a round chested, no class cunt who would injure himself wiping his ars...

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Sunday Bloody Sunderland

Funny story: Sunday Bloody Sunderland

Sunderland midfielder Darren Gibson has confirmed what the rest of the world already knows: that Sunderland are shite. Darren, who himself is quite shite, was caught on camera slagging off everything he could about the team, the city, his neighbou...

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Sunderland Finally Concede That They Are Unlikely To Win Premiership This Year

Funny story: Sunderland Finally Concede That They Are Unlikely To Win Premiership This Year

Sunderland manager Gus Poyet says "It would be a miracle" if his side were to win the Premiership Title this season and has conceded that barring either a miracle or a mathematical impossibility his side are unlikely to be crowned champions. "I th...

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WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Funny story: WWE owner Vince McMahon's proposals for Changes in Football

Rumours have circulated over the last week that Professional Wrestling company owner Vince McMahon has been enquiring about the possibility of buying English football team Newcastle United FC. However, the WWE Chairman has made a series of proposals about how to change the game to make it connect more with the professional wrestling audience. 1.) Newcastle United will rename themselves "The...

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Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Funny story: Paulo Di Canio looks to sign right winger

Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio has revealed to sources that he urgently needs to sign a right-winger before the transfer window closes. DI Canio joined the mackems on April 1st last season, replacing Martin O'Neill, who left the club to spend more...

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Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

Funny story: Sunderland's Wearmouth Colliery To Reopen

The British Coal Corporation has announced that they are to reopen Wearmouth Colliery. In recent years there has been an upturn in the demand for coal. In the wake of an upcoming crisis, experts are advising that the UK needs to become more self-...

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Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

Funny story: Liverpool Triumph As North East Suffers Apocalyptic Football Weekend

The Laing Art Gallery in Newcastle is currently hosting an exhibition of work by 19th century painter of apocalyptic scenes and divine retribution John Martin. The region's football teams must have felt these had been brought to life as they suffe...

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Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Funny story: Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Arsenal blew their chance to put real pressure on Manchester Utd at the top of the Premier League when they failed to beat Sunderland at the Emirates. On a day when Gunners' manager Arsene Wenger said he was obsessing about beating Sunderland, his...

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Steve Bruce, Sunderland manager, related to Jay Leno, American Late Night Talk Show Host

Funny story: Steve Bruce, Sunderland manager, related to Jay Leno, American Late Night Talk Show Host

Steve Bruce has often wondered if the comments made by his family, friends and colleagues, regarding the possibility that he is, somehow related to American, Late Night Talk Show host, Jay Leno, may indeed be true. There is definitely a marked res...

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Chelsea - Walking In A Winter Blunderland

Funny story: Chelsea - Walking In A Winter Blunderland

Chelsea made an early foray into demonstrating the Club's Christmas spirit by walking in a winter blunderland at Stamford Bridge as they cruised to a resounding 3-0 defeat to unfancied Sunderland. The Mackems could hardly believe their luck from t...

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Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

Funny story: Blackburn and Sunderland in Bore Score Draw. Surprised?

There were 22 players on the pitch. And not one of them made an impact. In a game which has always brought plenty of excitement, Blackburn and Sunderland were about as effective as the Germans during trench warfare in World War One: effectively...

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Sunderland Pipes "Nearly kill Man Utd Squad"

Funny story: Sunderland Pipes "Nearly kill Man Utd Squad"

In a shocking controversy thought to be caused by a lower league team, the roof of the Manchester United dressing room at the Stadium of Light collapsed completely. The room above, known as the "Local" for local supporters, was currently hosting a...

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Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

Funny story: Liverpool sign Stadium of Light beachball to strengthen attack

Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne...

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Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Funny story: Sunderland 'Balloon' Goal Scuppers Sorry Scousers

Liverpool crisis continues as Rafa's boys minus Stevie G and Torres crash to defeat at Sunderland. Goal scored by Darren Bent, but bizarrely deflected from a balloon/beach ball launched onto the field of play by a Liverpool fan. Ironically. Liv...

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The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

Funny story: The Queen exacts more revenge on Gerrard by sending balloon to give Sunderland victory

Following Her Majesty the Queen's disapproval of a recipient of her coveted MBE award - Steven Gerrard - ending up in police cells, and then in court on charges of assault, the head of state of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland took further rev...

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Lucy Bronze To Sign For Sunderland?

Funny story: Lucy Bronze To Sign For Sunderland?

There was good news for Sunderland fans today after their recent run of poor form has left them teetering just above the Premier League relegation places. Black Cats manager Ricky Sbragia told reporters that the club was close to signing their fir...

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Hull City In Panic As Mark Lawrenson Tips Them To Win

Funny story: Hull City In Panic As Mark Lawrenson Tips Them To Win

Premier League newboys, Hull City, are in crisis this morning after it emerged that football pundit, Mark Lawrenson, had tipped them to win today in his weekly predictions. Lawrenson, once of Liverpool, now of ill-fitting, unfashionable knitwear a...

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Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Funny story: Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Manchester United take on Sunderland tomorrow in the game of the weekend with the Black Cats' boss Roy Keane 'champing at the bit' to put one over on his old team-mates and their manager...

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