Maria Sharapova Says She'll Donate The Entire Proceeds From Her Nude Calendar To The Ukrainian Government

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Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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During her tennis career Maria has earned over $26 million.

NEW YORK CITY - Russian born Tennis legend Maria Sharapova, 26, talked with a representative of the Ukraine and commented that she wanted to do something to help the country.

She informed the rep that she will be appearing in a special edition all-nude calendar which will feature her in 12 poses which will all be tennis related.

Maria said that the calendar will appear on the newsstands within three weeks.

Sharapova is a stunningly erotic looking young woman who stands an astounding 6-foot-2-inches tall.

She revealed that she will be donating her entire share of the calendar's proceeds to the government of the Ukraine.

Maria also wanted the public to know that when the calendar comes out she will be appearing at The Wide Wide World of Books Store on Madison Avenue, where she will sign a copy of her calendar to anyone who donates an extra $10 which will all go to the Ukrainian cause.

SIDENOTE: The White House is reporting that Vice-President Biden has stated that he will personally buy 6 of the calendars himself.

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