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Funny story: Ladies - the 2023 Calendar of the Sexiest Young (Catholic) Priests is Out

Ladies - the 2023 Calendar of the Sexiest Young (Catholic) Priests is Out

There is an Art and Design article announcing the 2023 hot calendar of sexy young Catholic priests. Mainly Roman priests but also some handsome Spanish religious Poster Boys. Religious eye Candy for you devout Catholic girls and Women. It's…

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Funny story: The Sexy Women of Duck Dynasty Will Be Putting Out a New Nude Calendar For 2024

The Sexy Women of Duck Dynasty Will Be Putting Out a New Nude Calendar For 2024

WEST MONROE, Louisiana - (Satire News) - The sexy women of the bayou's of Louisiana TV Show "Duck Dynasty" have agreed to put out a second nude calendar in the name of charity. The ladies of the bearded "Bubba's" first appeared in a nude calendar…

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Funny story: Download your free Euro 2020 tournament planner here

Download your free Euro 2020 tournament planner here

Are you planning to watch the Euro 2020 footballing competition? Well don't, until you've planned your viewing schedule using TheSpoof's own handy easy-to-use Euro 2020 footballing competition tournament planner. Geoff Ball explains. Simply wri…

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Funny story: A Man Is Pissed Off Because His Brand New 2021 Calendar is Missing the Month of September

A Man Is Pissed Off Because His Brand New 2021 Calendar is Missing the Month of September

BRUSSEL SPROUT, Belgium – (World Satire) - Belgium's national news agency, Sproutalooza, has reported that a badger herder, Leuven Mons, became very upset after returning home from the store with a brand new 2021 calendar. Leuven’s wife, Amalasand…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

Melania Trump Has Just Agreed to Do a 2021 Daisy Duke’s Short Shorts Calendar

NEW YORK CITY – The First Lady, who was a model before she was snatched up by Donald Trump, recently met with Mature Woman Magazine. The magazine caters to females who are 40 and over. Melly recently turned 50, but looks 40, especially when she is…

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Funny story: Every Month Now A Public Awareness Campaign

Every Month Now A Public Awareness Campaign

As a new month begins, another awareness campaign accompanies it by wackily incorporating itself into the month's name. Formerly known as 'November', the eleventh month is now forever 'Movember', raising awareness for Liverpool forward Mo Salah an...

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Funny story: UKIP to demand we add eleven days to the calendar

UKIP to demand we add eleven days to the calendar

After successfully getting the British to vote themselves into more austerity by leaving the European Union, UKIP leader (insert the name used this week here) has said that their party is still relevant, that they will now fight to remove all traces...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says She'll Donate The Entire Proceeds From Her Nude Calendar To The Ukrainian Government

Maria Sharapova Says She'll Donate The Entire Proceeds From Her Nude Calendar To The Ukrainian Government

NEW YORK CITY - Russian born Tennis legend Maria Sharapova, 26, talked with a representative of the Ukraine and commented that she wanted to do something to help the country. She informed the rep that she will be appearing in a special edition all...

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Funny story: The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

BEIRUT, Lebanon - The Strip For Jackie Movement in Lebanon has really picked up speed. Many Lebanese people not only in Lebanon but in places like Spain, Pakistan, and Cleveland have gotten behind Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun. Members...

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Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...

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Funny story: The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will…

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Pose Topless In a 2014 Calendar

Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Pose Topless In a 2014 Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has just announced that she has agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar in which she will be totally topless. The 44-year-old actress spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo at The Gunfight At The OK Corral St...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that the star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev has agreed to appear in a nude vampire themed calendar. HI's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Cy Cyfellini, the director of operations for the Cal...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Isle of Wight residents are reminded to move their calendars forward tonight to 2013. Despite the annual spring reminder and widespread use of the Internet there are many hold outs to sharing the 2013 calendar across the island with many communities...

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Funny story: Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of. As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.

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