Ukraine Hotels Are Offering Some Fantastic Deals

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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Kiev's Hotel Comrade Charlie is one of the most exquisite in all of Kiev.

KIEV, Ukraine - Ukraine's Department of Tourism has just informed the worldwide public that there has never been a better time to visit the Ukraine than right now.

The DOT stated that 99.7 percent of all Ukraine hotels have slashed their prices by as much as 91 percent.

Even four star hotels are offering deals that are virtually unheard of.

Kiev's famous Hotel Comrade Charlie is offering its guests three free bottles of the Ukraine's finest Vodka along with free cigarettes to anyone who checks into their hotel.

The Comrade Charlie which is equivalent to New York City's Park Plaza Hotel reports it's renting out rooms for an unbelievably $4 a day [U.S.]. They pointed out that the usual rate is $178 a day [U.S.].

SIDENOTE: The Department of Tourism also wants visitors to know that hotel guests will also be given a discount of 85 percent if they dine in any of the hotel's restaurants.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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