Hamza Abdullah Disses The NFL

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 3 November 2013

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It's a safe bet to say that neither Hamza nor Husain Abdullah will ever play in the NFL again.

NEW YORK CITY - Former NFL safety Hamza Abdullah has just become the most despised man in the entire National Football League, even more so that Detroit's Ndamukong "The Brat" Suh.

Hamza Abdullah, took the 2012 NFL season off with his brother fellow NFL player Husain Abdullah, to go in search of their Muslim heritage, expensive jewelry, and breeding camels.

And now both brothers are free agents who no longer have their NFL jobs. Husain is furious but not anywhere near as furious as his brother Hamza who got on Twitter and proceeded to badmouth the entire NFL using dozens and dozens of expletives in English, Spanish, and even in German.

Hamza ranted that the owners simply treat the players as slaves. He noted that they aren't asked to pick cotton or anything like that, but he did point out that they must obey to the letter whatever the owners AKA The Powers That Be say.

Hamza Abdullah played safety for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, the Denver Broncos, the Cleveland Browns, and the Arizona Cardinals. Husain Abdullah also played at the safety position for the Minnesota Vikings and the Kansas City Chiefs.

Word coming out of the office of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is that both Abdullah brothers are now officially considered personas non grata and are not to come within 500 yards of an NFL stadium, facility, or building.

They are also prohibited from drinking Gatorade or ever giving each other or anyone else a celebratory NFL chest bump.

SIDENOTE: Roger Goodell is so upset with Hamza Abdullah's unmitigated gall that he has sent President Obama a certified letter asking him to see about having Hamza Abdullah deported as soon as possible.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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