Peyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!

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Wednesday, 23 October 2013

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Was Peyton Manning actually indicating that he helped the Colts beat his new team, the Denver Broncos Sunday?

"Of course not", stated a spokesman for the Broncos. "Peyton wouldn't do that. He's too competitive. It was a joke or something."

On the other hand, Indianapolis was taking the statement seriously.

"We're taking his statement seriously", stated one Indianapolis Colt player.

"That's what I just said."

"Yeah, me too."

"You're a lineman aren't you?"

"So what does that mean?"

Meanwhile, as the name calling began and continued about the intellect of tackles, centers, guards to blonds, Peyton Manning made another statement."

"That was a joke between myself and Reggie Wayne. We've been doing that for years. Every time we lost. By the way how is Reggie?"

This reporter had to leave hurriedly as the lineman had 2 reporters in a headlock and heading for me. Bye from Indianapolis.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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