Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Thursday, 26 September 2013

Tiger Woods line of golf clubs, balls, and accessories, "Tiger's Wood" has taken quite a hit in the most recent quarter. Sales of the brand have decreased dramatically in the last couple of terms.

A spokesperson for the company stated, "We are highly disappointed with sales data we have received on these products recently. We anticipate a spring back, though. This brand won't be flaccid for too long."

When asked how the brand name came about, the spokesperson said, "Well isn't it obvious? It's a play on words. There is of course the name of the celebrity. There is also the fact that one of the club's used in the game is called a 'wood'. How much more obvious can it be?"

The spokesperson stated, "We anticipate sales to rise again, if Tiger, himself can get back on his game. Our women's line of products still seems to be hot. It seems that there are still a lot of women that want to get their hands on 'Tiger's Wood'."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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