There were 47 spoof news snippets published in November 2019. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Trump Rally Supporters Angered Over New MAGA Hats

Gay rights site now selling red hats stating: Make America Gay Again.

written by C/L, 01 November 2019

Colt Markets New Pistol Game

Sales of Russian Roulette: Derringer Edition are expected to make a killing.

written by C/L, 02 November 2019

Trump Rewrites the Separation of Powers Clause in the Constitution

Checks and balances will now refer to banking relations between the three branches of government.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019

Donald Trump Expected to Become First Room Ghosting Mogul

Future projections show a massive uptick in hotel reservations by authoritarian leaders.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019

NRA and Trump Republicans Coauthor New Fragmentary Munitions Bill

Legalizing the sale, possession, and use of hand grenades.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019

The United Nations Security Council Classifies Methane Gas as a Biological Weapon

Situations in High rise elevators are expected to become tense and bleak.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019

The Mandalorian Slated to Make Disney's Star Wars Franchise Suck Less

Fans thanking Favreau for giving the Star Wars toilet a flush.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019

Republican Party to be Renamed

Trump's White Nationalist Party of Evangelical Oligarchs and Money Laundering Authoritarian Thugs.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019

Matthew Mcconaughey to Star in the Movie Zlincoln

Where Zombie Lincoln is resurrected from the dead to save the Republican party from Trump.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019

Lori Loughlin Opens College Cheating Consultancy Firm

"I want to help other elitist parents successfully navigate the hostile world of college bribery and cheating".

written by C/L, 04 November 2019

Boy Scouts to Broaden Merit Badge Program

New merit badges in money laundering and treason to reflect the current zeitgeist.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019

Pizza Delivery Drone Arrested for Voyeurism

After dropping its order into the hot tub of a fornicating couple while spying on them.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019

Is there life in Newark NJ?

President Trump has announced he is forming a new agency to investigate if life exists in Newark NJ. "Do real people actually exist there?" he recently asked. The voters want to know for sure.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019

Ed Sheeran and the King

Singer Ed Sheeran claims that he is the grandson of rock n roll legend Elvis Presley. He has no viable proof of this claim however he believes that his grandmother slept with the King in the 1960s.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019

Sheeran is a flat earther

Singer Ed Sheeran firmly believes that the Earth is flat, and not spherical, as commonly held. Sheeran refuses to accept any alternative views as he is a paid up member of the Flat Earth Society.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019

White House Staffers Enjoy Halloween Prank

As they take turns blowing coaches whistles and watching Trump run angrily up and down the White House trying to find the perpetrators.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019

Incident at CNN

In breaking news, the newsroom at CNN has been broken into by a gang of flat-Earthers who are looking for the person who produced a report critical of their erroneous views. Producers are scared.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019

Doctor is brainless

A Swedish doctor says he has no idea what he is doing at the moment. "I'm completely clueless, presently" says the doctor, who is up for a Nobel Prize in medicine. Doctors really should stop and think.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019

Fox News Host Tucker Carlson Looses Finger tips in Bizarre Boomerang accident

When trying to catch a razor sharp boomerang, thrown by real life post apocalyptic boy, in Mojave desert interview.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019

Trump Orders Pentagon to Decrease Tank Armor Plating

"They will go strongly faster and get better gas mileage"!

written by C/L, 05 November 2019

Ryder in trouble again

Famous kleptomaniac, Winona Ryder, has been accused of stealing American military secrets and handing them over to Russian authorities. "Well, why not?!" was her innocent reply to doubters.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019

Trump in bid to fly AF1

President Trump has announced he would like to fly Air Force One under the arch of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. "I'm sure it could be done, anything is possible" he said today.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019

Man lives in his own private Idaho

A Boise, Idaho man has produced a brilliant idea to solve all the world's problems. But only he will know what that idea is. "I'll tell you when I'm good and ready for it," said the trash collector.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019

Golf gone wrong

A Charleston, Carolina man has been found drunk in a sand trap on the 16th green at the local golf links. The man had lost his ball 19 days ago.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019

Slavery is back

The Democratic Party has announced that it will reintroduce slavery as a plank of its policy platform at the next election. "This will free up labour shortages" said one spokes person for the party.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019

Queen's ditty for the masses

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is believed to have recorded a song for release on the mainstream charts. The song, said to be titled "I'm A Pretty Nice Girl", features Phil Collins and Prince Harry.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019

Nixon can't stay away from Office

The ghost of Richard Nixon has apparently been appearing in the corridors of the White House suggesting that it's impeachment time again. "Hey it was HIM!" cried one astonished worker. Bless his heart.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019

Get in line, you!

Western academics are scared that people of Eurasian descent are becoming way too intelligent. They want these people to take a number and wait in line for the next available opportunity. Ho hum.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019

Trump impersonator in trouble

The manager of a local fast food outlet has denied he is impersonating President Donald Trump. "I'm five feet one inches tall and I have a long beard," he maintained. Police are investigating him.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019

Meat to blame

A New York Times columnist says that red meat is the death knell of western civilisation. Many people disagree, and think white meat is the root of all our many problems. I'll stay with rice/beans.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019

Tom's River, New Jersey Residents Battle Hostile Wild Turkeys...

...by trying to trick them into climbing into Betty Crocker Easy Bake Ovens.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 November 2019

Out-of-Work Beto O'Rourke forms a New DC-based Organization

Beto creates yet another DC-based NGO, called the "Irrelevancy Consortium." Joining Beto as founding and permanent members are Megan McCain, 'Sleepy Joe' Biden, Rep Al Green, Mitt Romney, Bill Kristol and Cher.

written by Trinculoman, 09 November 2019

Pelosi announces New DC Coffee Clatch whose motto is "It sucks to be Dumb"

Herspeakersh*t has rounded up quite a crew: AOC, Omar, Tlaib, K.Harris, Booker, Biden, Joy Behar, Bret Bair, Bill Deblasio, Gavin Newsome, Tom Arnold, Chris Wallace, Don Lemon, 'Morning Joe', John Kerry, and Cher.

written by Trinculoman, 09 November 2019

Trump makes a big call

President Trump has announced that Rudi Juliani will be his running partner in the 2020 Presidential Election. The present VP was advised that he was no longer cute enough to cut it as Trump's 2IC.

written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019

Boris not popular in north

The residents of Barnsley in Yorkshire UK have said they will take up arms against Prime Minister Boris Johnson if he visits their flood affected town any time soon. They want him gone by Christmas.

written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019

Davy Crockett is back!

A drifter from North Dakota has walked into a Texan Mexican restaurant claiming to be Davy Crockett, legendary adventurer of the wild west. He was wearing a coonskin hat and a glock pistol.

written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019

Boris in trouble again

Prime Minister Boris Johnson was forced to rescue a cat drowning in floodwaters in Cumbria UK. However he needed rescuing himself when the cat swam away from his frantic clutches and ate a fish.

written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019

Perry to run for Presidency

Singer Katy Perry wants to run for the US Presidency in 2048 by which time she claims she will be fully grown up. "I'm hoping I can be a real person by then" she stated in a NY Times interview. Oh my!

written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019

And so it happened...

"I'm the last one to laugh at mediocrity" cried the leader of the UK Labour Party, "but in your case I'll make an exception". He was referring to a blind man who accidently bumped into him at a diner.

written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019

Pilot of MH370 in cameo role

The pilot of missing airline flight MH370 has appeared briefly in an episode of East Enders. He walked into a love scene between main characters and then ran out again in disgust. No one has seen him.

written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019

FUNDING COMBINED WITH ART THERAPY FOR RCMP

British Columbia announced they will allow overdrafts on all RCMP expenses, IF the processing clerk draws a little crown on the claim, and writes "SPECIAL NEEDS" in large black letters, topside.

written by Madame George, 15 November 2019

Chinese find antiquated insect

Chinese authorities have found an ancient grasshopper in a woodpile near Beijing. The insect is so old it doesn't know what a Big Mac is or what it looks like. Amazing stuff.

written by whatinthe world, 16 November 2019

Monkey found on organ

Doctors have removed a small monkey from a Russian man's liver after it burrowed its way into his organ. They are now searching for the busker responsible for the incident.

written by whatinthe world, 16 November 2019

Republicans defend the president!

Being an asshole is not an impeachable offense, they assert.

written by The Ruling Authority, 19 November 2019

And In Small Town News...

...Agatha Morgenrukker is going to wash her dishes at 6:30 PM, instead of 6:15 PM. You go girl!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 22 November 2019

Also In Small Town News...

...hometown entrepreneur, Buford J. Blount of Yorbley Corners, is planning to sell his box of combs some time next year. Get in line early, folks! They're gonna to go fast!

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 23 November 2019

Ebay Listing for XXL Wool Coat Goes Viral

An Ebay listing for a XXL Wool Coat went viral after the seller's humorous description and his recommendation that obese buyers buy it as incentive to lose weight and list it back on Ebay.

written by David E. Wesley, 24 November 2019

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