There were 34 spoof news snippets published in November 2019. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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Trump Rally Supporters Angered Over New MAGA Hats

Gay rights site now selling red hats stating: Make America Gay Again.

written by C/L, 01 November 2019
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Colt Markets New Pistol Game

Sales of Russian Roulette: Derringer Edition are expected to make a killing.

written by C/L, 02 November 2019
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Trump Rewrites the Separation of Powers Clause in the Constitution

Checks and balances will now refer to banking relations between the three branches of government.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019
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Donald Trump Expected to Become First Room Ghosting Mogul

Future projections show a massive uptick in hotel reservations by authoritarian leaders.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019
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NRA and Trump Republicans Coauthor New Fragmentary Munitions Bill

Legalizing the sale, possession, and use of hand grenades.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019
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The United Nations Security Council Classifies Methane Gas as a Biological Weapon

Situations in High rise elevators are expected to become tense and bleak.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019
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The Mandalorian Slated to Make Disney's Star Wars Franchise Suck Less

Fans thanking Favreau for giving the Star Wars toilet a flush.

written by C/L, 03 November 2019
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Republican Party to be Renamed

Trump's White Nationalist Party of Evangelical Oligarchs and Money Laundering Authoritarian Thugs.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019
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Matthew Mcconaughey to Star in the Movie Zlincoln

Where Zombie Lincoln is resurrected from the dead to save the Republican party from Trump.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019
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Lori Loughlin Opens College Cheating Consultancy Firm

"I want to help other elitist parents successfully navigate the hostile world of college bribery and cheating".

written by C/L, 04 November 2019
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Boy Scouts to Broaden Merit Badge Program

New merit badges in money laundering and treason to reflect the current zeitgeist.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019
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Pizza Delivery Drone Arrested for Voyeurism

After dropping its order into the hot tub of a fornicating couple while spying on them.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019
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Is there life in Newark NJ?

President Trump has announced he is forming a new agency to investigate if life exists in Newark NJ. "Do real people actually exist there?" he recently asked. The voters want to know for sure.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019
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Ed Sheeran and the King

Singer Ed Sheeran claims that he is the grandson of rock n roll legend Elvis Presley. He has no viable proof of this claim however he believes that his grandmother slept with the King in the 1960s.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019
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Sheeran is a flat earther

Singer Ed Sheeran firmly believes that the Earth is flat, and not spherical, as commonly held. Sheeran refuses to accept any alternative views as he is a paid up member of the Flat Earth Society.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019
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White House Staffers Enjoy Halloween Prank

As they take turns blowing coaches whistles and watching Trump run angrily up and down the White House trying to find the perpetrators.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019
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Incident at CNN

In breaking news, the newsroom at CNN has been broken into by a gang of flat-Earthers who are looking for the person who produced a report critical of their erroneous views. Producers are scared.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019
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Doctor is brainless

A Swedish doctor says he has no idea what he is doing at the moment. "I'm completely clueless, presently" says the doctor, who is up for a Nobel Prize in medicine. Doctors really should stop and think.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2019
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Fox News Host Tucker Carlson Looses Finger tips in Bizarre Boomerang accident

When trying to catch a razor sharp boomerang, thrown by real life post apocalyptic boy, in Mojave desert interview.

written by C/L, 04 November 2019
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Trump Orders Pentagon to Decrease Tank Armor Plating

"They will go strongly faster and get better gas mileage"!

written by C/L, 05 November 2019
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Ryder in trouble again

Famous kleptomaniac, Winona Ryder, has been accused of stealing American military secrets and handing them over to Russian authorities. "Well, why not?!" was her innocent reply to doubters.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019
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Trump in bid to fly AF1

President Trump has announced he would like to fly Air Force One under the arch of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. "I'm sure it could be done, anything is possible" he said today.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019
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Man lives in his own private Idaho

A Boise, Idaho man has produced a brilliant idea to solve all the world's problems. But only he will know what that idea is. "I'll tell you when I'm good and ready for it," said the trash collector.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019
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Golf gone wrong

A Charleston, Carolina man has been found drunk in a sand trap on the 16th green at the local golf links. The man had lost his ball 19 days ago.

written by whatinthe world, 07 November 2019
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Slavery is back

The Democratic Party has announced that it will reintroduce slavery as a plank of its policy platform at the next election. "This will free up labour shortages" said one spokes person for the party.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019
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Queen's ditty for the masses

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is believed to have recorded a song for release on the mainstream charts. The song, said to be titled "I'm A Pretty Nice Girl", features Phil Collins and Prince Harry.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019
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Nixon can't stay away from Office

The ghost of Richard Nixon has apparently been appearing in the corridors of the White House suggesting that it's impeachment time again. "Hey it was HIM!" cried one astonished worker. Bless his heart.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019
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Get in line, you!

Western academics are scared that people of Eurasian descent are becoming way too intelligent. They want these people to take a number and wait in line for the next available opportunity. Ho hum.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019
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Trump impersonator in trouble

The manager of a local fast food outlet has denied he is impersonating President Donald Trump. "I'm five feet one inches tall and I have a long beard," he maintained. Police are investigating him.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019
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Meat to blame

A New York Times columnist says that red meat is the death knell of western civilisation. Many people disagree, and think white meat is the root of all our many problems. I'll stay with rice/beans.

written by whatinthe world, 08 November 2019
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Tom's River, New Jersey Residents Battle Hostile Wild Turkeys...

...by trying to trick them into climbing into Betty Crocker Easy Bake Ovens.

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 09 November 2019
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Out-of-Work Beto O'Rourke forms a New DC-based Organization

Beto creates yet another DC-based NGO, called the "Irrelevancy Consortium." Joining Beto as founding and permanent members are Megan McCain, 'Sleepy Joe' Biden, Rep Al Green, Mitt Romney, Bill Kristol and Cher.

written by Trinculoman, 09 November 2019
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Pelosi announces New DC Coffee Clatch whose motto is "It sucks to be Dumb"

Herspeakersh*t has rounded up quite a crew: AOC, Omar, Tlaib, K.Harris, Booker, Biden, Joy Behar, Bret Bair, Bill Deblasio, Gavin Newsome, Tom Arnold, Chris Wallace, Don Lemon, 'Morning Joe', John Kerry, and Cher.

written by Trinculoman, 09 November 2019
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Republicans defend the president!

Being an asshole is not an impeachable offense, they assert.

written by The Ruling Authority, 19 November 2019
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