There were 11 spoof news snippets published in June 2019. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks
"We haven't gotten them to give up their nuclear-tipped missiles, but they have agreed to target each other's telemarketing offices, and that's great news for the rest of the world!"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 01 June 2019
Trump Wants the U.S. to Join the European Union
Trump also gave permission to the EU to use his image on currency, coins, and stamps.
written by Al N., 01 June 2019
The Last Word
Death got your tongue?
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 01 June 2019
Trump Denies Calling Meghan Markle "Nasty"
"I said she was a pasty, which is a delicious treat made in the UP of Michigan. Not an insult! Sad."
written by Al N., 03 June 2019
Trump Trashes Tariffs, Imposes Taco Tax Instead
Trump announced no new tariffs on Mexico after a trade deal was reached. However, he declared new taxes on Taco Bell and Dell Taco because "they sound Mexican to me". Both restaurants are shocked!
written by Amiko Aventurista, 10 June 2019
I heard still another person (on NPR) talk about his “lived experience.”
What an odd qualifier. What’s the opposite of “lived experience”? Decomposition?
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 14 June 2019
PETA Protester Eaten by Pigs
How was she to know, before cutting the wires, that the pigs within the enclosure had been sick all week, and were just starting to regain their appetites?
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 24 June 2019
Party Leaders to Winnow Democratic Field
Candidates will run at Santa Anita racetrack.
written by The Ruling Authority, 25 June 2019
Porn Star Stormy Daniels Denied Entry Into Canada At Airport
Millions of Canadians cross over border, begging her to come back, creating new migrant nightmare for Trump; Horny Canadian men leaving their families behind.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 26 June 2019
Man Flies Over Saskatchewan Because Land Is Too Flat And Boring
Discovers that sky and clouds over Saskatchewan are just as flat and boring.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 27 June 2019
Canadian Prime Minister Holds Open Door at G20 Summit Meeting For Chinese President
Media lauds interaction as 'substantial and informative interaction leading to world peace', as President Xi Jinping pats Trudeau on head.
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 28 June 2019