Written by grimbo

Sunday, 13 March 2011

A series of fantastic new inventions are appearing in the shops that will not only save time for busy individuals but will also improve their quality of life.

A shower powered FM radio, that is fitted between the water supply and the shower hose, will automatically turn on when the user presses the shower switch.

This invention is sure to prove immensely popular amongst the millions that are estimated to enjoy singing in the shower every day.

Another sure fire hit will be the toilet seat powered newspaper whereby anytime the user sits down on the toilet seat, the latest tabloid newspaper pops up on the end of a stainless steel hand and enables them to read all the gossip and celebrity news of the day, without lifting a finger.

The third gadget that is guaranteed to cheer up the 21st century consumer (especially of the female gender) will be the workman's arse negator.

Anytime a manual labourer bends over and in the process his trousers slip down to reveal a schism in the anal cheek region, a metal claw will appear from the top of the workman's trousers and rearrange the top of the pantaloons, thus covering up the offending area.

Research into bringing an end to mobile phone users bellowing into their handsets on public transport has been identified as the nest most important "must do".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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