With the longer days, more sunshine, and warmer air, the last harbinger of the arrival of summer is here. Talk on Radio 4's lovely little documentary, "The Archers," is all about the cricket team. Their other main storyline, where Linda Snell disc…
This is Achmed the Hoople comin’ at ya from Kabul, Afghanistan, playing all the hits right here on 98.9, the Jihad! And we have a caller! Go ahead, you’re on the air with Achmed! “Yeah, buddy, I want to hear Eagles playing ‘Witchy Woman’ – and…
Embattled royal, Prince Andrew, threw down a defiant challenge to the legal team of his accuser, Virginia Giuffre, last night when he demanded that the accusations against him of having underage sex with Ms Giuffre be heard by a panel of four celebri…
After three hours of listening to Radio 3, Brian Asshat is yet to hear any happy music. Chutney on the Fritz’s least eligible bachelor, but the most careful curator of pencil shavings, feathers and paperclips said ‘I was listening to a symphony by…
Long running BBC Radio 4 soap-opera 'The Archers' has come under fire after introducing a new, albeit accurate, dimension to the show. In the latest batch of episodes, the characters all had to adhere to current coronavirus restrictions, meaning t…
A man who has listened to the radio for more than 70 years, and has never owned a television set, has complained to his neighbour that his "wireless is on the blink!" Albert Griffin, 88, of Coventry, has been using his Grundig radio since the day…
Bobby the Bobster, DJ on ‘Gold Rock for Dads’, was sailing close to the cliche wind until eventually, he introduced a song with, ‘Now here’s a classic.’ Extracts from recent shows reveal the following: “...from a time when you could actually hear…
Hello, I am Brian Asshat, esquire of the parish of Chutney on The Fritz, protector of the English language, spotter of trains, and bell ringer, and I have just one question for you: Are you excited at the Archer's Pantomime this year? I am not...
A 54-year-old man who has been on duty in a lighthouse in the Thames estuary for a record 27 years without a break, yesterday tied the knot with the small Japanese transistor radio that has been his only contact with the rest of the world throughout...
President Trump today announced a plan to tackle antisemitism in America. With bomb threats to Jewish centers and cemetery desecration, many have been critical of the president's underwhelming response to the issue. Today however, the President spoke...
Classic rock. The scourge of the airwaves. Only Baby Boomers listen to the radio anymore, so Classic Rock rules the airwaves. If you want to tune in to what young musicians are banging and booming out, you won't find it on the "free radio". Maybe the...
The BBC have announced their plans for a brand new taxpayer-funded radio station to hit the British airwaves. The station, BBC Radio 0, will broadcast absolutely nothing but dead air 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And the station's manager, Mar...
Consumers, tired of having companies lecture to them about what's hip and cool and, well, morally right, are fighting back. "If Starfuchs want my five buck, none their baristas better be lecturing me bout how to live my life," Black Panther Sam Ho...
The Irish and British have been at each other's throats for centuries, in a way that makes the rap grudge between Kanye West and LL Cool J look like as pointless and infantile as a mere peevish World of Warcraft endless circle-jerk of meaningless con...
San Jose, CA - Classic Rock radio station KFOX, 98.5 on the FM dial, today announced a new playlist consisting entirely of two songs: "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynrd, and "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon. According to a statement issu...
If you are sick and tired of "Brandy, You're A Fine Girl or "You're 16, You're Beautiful and You're Mine", you might want to try these new Radio Formats coming in the next month or so: 1. Bagpipes For Making Out 2. Amish Silence With Frog Calls and Crickets 3. The All-Night Static Station for those Who are Nostalgic 4. From Yoda To Yoko 5. Twilight Time for Transvestites 6.
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...
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