Written by shea lo

Sunday, 15 August 2010

image for 1 in 2 women prefer being thin to having sex!

In surveys asking women "Chocolate or SEX?" almost 90% of women chose ......Chocolate!

Now in a new US poll more than 50% of the surveyed said they would rather be thin than have sex.

Body experts say that in our modern-day culture the inter-twining of body-image with self-image is making women focus more on "what they look like on the outside"

This translates to insecure women who can't make decisions for themselves as:

If ya wanna be In ya gotta be Thin

We checked in at a local sports bar & asked a group of grossly over-weight, barbecue-sauce covered baseball fans, wearing "We're proud to be couch-potatoes" T-shirts for their opinion on the survey.

Chubby Jules and Chunky Pettigrew who were arm-wrestling to settle "Who has the biggest gut?", paused and shook their heads.

"Chicks dude - man - don't ask don't tell. I haven't had sex since my old lady hit Weighty Waisters....and that was 5 years ago. Hell why'dja think Chunky & I arm-wrestle so much ;)"

Your TheSpoof.com reporter then tried to get the perspective of a group of wild "mallies" doing their daily retail-therapy:

"Ladies....How come - if being thin is so paramount - you gals prefer chocolate to sex? Chocolate means FAT; sex means THIN, doesn't it?

"So wouldn't eating less chocolate and having more sex make you more thin which would lead you to have more sex?"

Local police said they are investigating the sudden disappearance of this reporter.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Health, Diet

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