There may be 50 ways to leave your lover. Here's another one: I've slept with your mother!

Funny story written by Jen

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

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Keeping Mum

A recent survey made on 10,000 people has revealed that the one act that would split up most couples is if either partner slept with the other person's mother.

The survey, published in the women's magazine "OMG!" showed that 65% of those surveyed would not forgive boffing the mother in law.

"It's hardly surprising really is it." Said features writer Daisy Bumgardner "I mean we can forgive most things but sleeping with your mother in law is hardly the same as forgetting to take the bins out."

Rather surprisingly 80% of couples surveyed said they would forgive a fling or one night stand, although this figure went down in proportion to the amount of money their partner earned.

Top 5 reasons for leaving your lover were as follows:

1. Sleeping with your mother
2. Sleeping with your father
3. Sleeping with your brother
4. Sleeping with your sister
5. Sleeping with your dog

Top five most irritating habits were listed as follows:

1. Snoring - especially when they're not asleep
2. Farting under the duvet then holding your head under it
3. Picking their feet
4. Picking your feet
5. Scratching their testicles then sniffing their fingers.

For all of the survey results don't forget to pick up OMG! magazine this Monday.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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