39 year old, Vzzt, is recovering in hospital after claiming to have been abducted by so-called 'humans'. The father of 297 minomotz says that he was innocently going about his business when all of a sudden an unidentified non-flying object pulled up alongside him and he was bundled into the craft.
"They did terrible things to me", said a still shaken Vzzt, "they put things up my six bottoms. They were very cold".
Vzzt is still quite vague in his description of his alleged abductors:
"There were at least three of them. Funny-looking bi-pedal things with single heads. Communication-like noises were coming from where their asses should have been. I think they were saying 'dude' and 'far out' or something like that. It was horrible and degrading".
Local police and residents remain skeptical.
"It's all too far fetched to take seriously", said local sheriff oracle Bqqwvv, "its all just crazy talk and the ramblings of a loon drunk on xywql juice".
