Jimmy Choo launches My Little Pony shoe range

Funny story written by Bertrand Sedgley-Smythe

Thursday, 13 March 2008

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Jimmy Choo-ses to make shoes for My Little Ponies

East End cobbler Jimmy Choo has designed an extravagant range of footwear for the My Little Pony set of childrens toys.

Due to an increasing demand from over-privileged children and spectacled, spotty toy collectors for designer clothes that fit their toys, the My Little Choo range, starting at £300 for two pairs, will be launched at the Paris Fashion show and will be available from exclusively Harrods, Hamleys and Toys-R-Us.

Jimmy Choo managing director Tamara Mellons, currently involved in a legal dispute with fellow director Bak Choi, stated: "After the success of the Louis Vitton range of My Little Pony saddlewear, we decided that the brand would be good to work with. High quality footwear for pastel coloured toys obviously don't come cheap, but we feel that spoilt little girls and weirdo toy collectors will appreciate the craftsmanship. And we are sure they will love the look."

A spokesperson for Hasbro, manufacturers of My Little Pony, said: "With Jimmy Choo shoes on My Little Ponies, we really are adding a touch of class to our range. Fan-f***ing-tastic Choos, I mean news"

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