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Funny story: Ex-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO

Ex-Navy Pilot Saw One UFO Attempt to F**k Another UFO

Recently, many ex-navy pilots have come forward in the U. S. to say they have seen UFO's near their planes doing weird things. One ex- pilot recently anonymously described a 'Close Encounter'. "This large Bluish Flower - shaped UFO was hang…

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Funny story: Texas' Lame Duck Governor Greg "Wheels" Abbott Says a Space Ship Swooped Down and Picked Him Up - Wheelchair and All

Texas' Lame Duck Governor Greg "Wheels" Abbott Says a Space Ship Swooped Down and Picked Him Up - Wheelchair and All

AUSTIN - (Satire News) - A person (who is in the same "Racist League" as Adolf Hitler, George Wallace, the KKK, Hirohito, and Donald "Itsy Bitsy Fingers" Trump), namely GOPer Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott, informed his chief of security Warren "Bub…

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Funny story: The UFO Balloons Are Coming

The UFO Balloons Are Coming

The balloons are coming or they are close encounters of a UFO kind. So what is the US shooting down? Surveillance balloons, weather balloons, or UFOs of a 3rd kind that Steven Spielberg predicted? The 4 shot down seemed to be coming from the Nort…

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Funny story: Shoot-down of UFO turns out connected to Jeffrey Bezos

Shoot-down of UFO turns out connected to Jeffrey Bezos

For the second time in a week, the US Air Force has shot down an intruder into the sovereign skies of the country. The Air Force used an F-22 and a Sidewinder missile for this action, and, according to the President, the UFO was shot down “out of…

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Funny story: UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is

UFO or Vagina: Depends on How Horny Your Religion Is

A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…

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Funny story: A UFO Lands On The British Aircraft Carrier The Susan Boyle

A UFO Lands On The British Aircraft Carrier The Susan Boyle

SOMEWHERE ON THE ENGLISH CHANNEL - (Satire News) - British naval authorities were shocked to hear that an unidentified flying object landed on the British aircraft carrier The Susan Boyle. A reporter with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency stated that…

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Funny story: A UFO Landed In Chicago And Within Four Minutes It Was Completely Stripped

A UFO Landed In Chicago And Within Four Minutes It Was Completely Stripped

CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency revealed that a UFO landed in The Cottonball neighborhood of Chicago and the space aliens got the surprise of their lives. A witness named Thondella "Bubba" Brofin, said that within four minu…

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Funny story: UFO Hearing: Congressman Adam Schiff Eating Road-Kill Possum At Crash Site

UFO Hearing: Congressman Adam Schiff Eating Road-Kill Possum At Crash Site

BILLINGSGATE POST: It is beyond irony that a member of the committee investigating UFOs has been accused of being a space alien himself. Appearing before the first congressional public hearing on UFOs in a decade, Elmer Smuckmeister dropped a bom…

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Funny story: Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana

Mexico Scrambles 2 Fighter Jets After Detecting An Unidentified Flying Object The Size of Tijuana

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency reports that the Mexican Air Force scrambled two F-99 Matador fighter jets, after it detected a UFO that appeared on the radar screen to be roughly the size of the border city…

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Funny story: A UFO Lands in Alabama – And Locals Almost Completely Strip It In Just 8 Minutes

A UFO Lands in Alabama – And Locals Almost Completely Strip It In Just 8 Minutes

CHITLINS CREEK, Alabama – (Satire News) – Several residents of Chitlins Creek, reported seeing a red, yellow, and white space ship land in Farmer Filbern Fairquill’s cotton field. The Bucknox twins, Foley and Fryus, 27, said they were out stealing…

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Funny story: UFO emerges from umps butt! Witness says "You had to see it to believe it"

UFO emerges from umps butt! Witness says "You had to see it to believe it"

In a wild action-packed contest this afternoon in St. Louis, most fans would have told you the game had a little bit of everything - almost everything that is! Until the top of the 8th inning that is! Three pitches had been thrown, the count was…

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Funny story: Sushi-Shaped Space Ship Lands on Malibu Beach

Sushi-Shaped Space Ship Lands on Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Several residents of Malibu Beach called up the Malibu Beach sheriff’s department and reported a UFO in the left coast sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres said she interviewed a couple, Toby and…

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Funny story: Alien Takeover: Trump, Politicians, and the Coronavirus

Alien Takeover: Trump, Politicians, and the Coronavirus

Physicist, parapsychologist, and ufologist, Dr. Stanton Marrs, has an explanation for the mess the United States finds itself in. “On one level, it’s easy to blame Trump and politicians, in general, for the COVID-19 disaster, and our nation’s pe…

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Funny story: Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

Aliens Deny 'Heathrow Drone' Accusation

There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...

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Funny story: Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

Heathrow Airport Drone Was A UFO

A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...

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Funny story: Alien Ship Mates With Eiffel Tower

Alien Ship Mates With Eiffel Tower

Somehow the grey critters got the idea into their bulbous heads that the giant metal -ointed phallus located in the heart of Paris France was actually the planet Earth's penis. In what is apparently the mating behavior of those advanced little bas...

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Funny story: UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...

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