Recently, many ex-navy pilots have come forward in the U. S. to say they have seen UFO's near their planes doing weird things. One ex- pilot recently anonymously described a 'Close Encounter'. "This large Bluish Flower - shaped UFO was hang…
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - A person (who is in the same "Racist League" as Adolf Hitler, George Wallace, the KKK, Hirohito, and Donald "Itsy Bitsy Fingers" Trump), namely GOPer Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott, informed his chief of security Warren "Bub…
The balloons are coming or they are close encounters of a UFO kind. So what is the US shooting down? Surveillance balloons, weather balloons, or UFOs of a 3rd kind that Steven Spielberg predicted? The 4 shot down seemed to be coming from the Nort…
For the second time in a week, the US Air Force has shot down an intruder into the sovereign skies of the country. The Air Force used an F-22 and a Sidewinder missile for this action, and, according to the President, the UFO was shot down “out of…
A UFO-shaped cloud frightened and confused people in predominantly Muslim Turkey. They jumped up and down, pointing their fingers, calling on their god. And the bullshit began because it wasn’t really in a UFO shape (that’s just what people with n…
SOMEWHERE ON THE ENGLISH CHANNEL - (Satire News) - British naval authorities were shocked to hear that an unidentified flying object landed on the British aircraft carrier The Susan Boyle. A reporter with The Ta Ta For Now News Agency stated that…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Wild Whispers News Agency revealed that a UFO landed in The Cottonball neighborhood of Chicago and the space aliens got the surprise of their lives. A witness named Thondella "Bubba" Brofin, said that within four minu…
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is beyond irony that a member of the committee investigating UFOs has been accused of being a space alien himself. Appearing before the first congressional public hearing on UFOs in a decade, Elmer Smuckmeister dropped a bom…
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – (Satire News) – Mexico’s Las Maracas News Agency reports that the Mexican Air Force scrambled two F-99 Matador fighter jets, after it detected a UFO that appeared on the radar screen to be roughly the size of the border city…
CHITLINS CREEK, Alabama – (Satire News) – Several residents of Chitlins Creek, reported seeing a red, yellow, and white space ship land in Farmer Filbern Fairquill’s cotton field. The Bucknox twins, Foley and Fryus, 27, said they were out stealing…
In a wild action-packed contest this afternoon in St. Louis, most fans would have told you the game had a little bit of everything - almost everything that is! Until the top of the 8th inning that is! Three pitches had been thrown, the count was…
MALIBU BEACH, California – (Satire News) – Several residents of Malibu Beach called up the Malibu Beach sheriff’s department and reported a UFO in the left coast sky. A reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres said she interviewed a couple, Toby and…
Physicist, parapsychologist, and ufologist, Dr. Stanton Marrs, has an explanation for the mess the United States finds itself in. “On one level, it’s easy to blame Trump and politicians, in general, for the COVID-19 disaster, and our nation’s pe…
There was further controversy in the Heathrow drone incident this morning, when aliens from distant galaxies contacted the airport to deny all knowledge of who was responsible. The drone was seen by several members of the public who were driving a...
A drone that was sighted flying near Heathrow Airport yesterday was not being operated by an irresponsible moron from the droning community, and was a UFO, says a man who knows what he is talking about. The UFO was seen by several members of the p...
Somehow the grey critters got the idea into their bulbous heads that the giant metal -ointed phallus located in the heart of Paris France was actually the planet Earth's penis. In what is apparently the mating behavior of those advanced little bas...
Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...
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