New canine condoms a hit for breeders

Written by Skews Me

Tuesday, 11 September 2007

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Purebred dog owners laud new vaginal condoms designed specifically for their prized pooches. Available in three different sizes, the latex sheathes can accomodate all breeds.

Dogs may now play together during those times when the bitches are in heat without worry of accidental pregnancy.

"The effect on the dogs' morale is amazing," said breeder Barbara Barker. "We no longer need to correct their natural tendencies to fit human expectations."

"The dogs can go hog wild with each other, sharing their affections without risk of cross-breeding," she said.

The spermicidal condoms include an orally administered mild sedative and sterile applicator to assist in insertion. They are designed to stay in place for 48 hours, and sell for $4.95.

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