(Surry County, VA) Football star and Nike spokesman Michael Vick has just signed on to guest-star on the popular National Geographic channel series "The Dog Whisperer."
Vick will invite "dog whisperer" and animal behavior expert Cesar Millan inside his "Bad Newz" kennels to work with some of his prize pooches.
"Zeus just hasn't been tearing the throats out of his opponents like he used to," opined Vick. "Hopefully, Cesar can work his wonders and get to the bottom of Zeus's troubling behavior. Or I will have to electrify that canine's ass."
Next on "The Dog Whisperer," Cesar will be working with a Ms. de Vil and her award-winning dalmatians.