Twin Days at Disney

Funny story written by Skews Me

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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(Orlando, FL) Disney has announced it will celebrate its own Twin Days at their US and European theme parks. The event next May 21st will complement August celebrations of the official Twin Days in Ohio.

"This is too cool," said one young Florida teen, Abby Eisner.

"Twice the Twin Days, twice the fun," said her twin, Betty.

Ohio Twin Days organizers are thrilled that Disney has jumped into the limelight. "So many of the twins were conceived at Disney hotels," said a spokesman.

"Some even on rides.

"It's been calculated that statistically, the rate is higher than in the general population of multiple births conceived at a Disney resort," he said.

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