HOUSTON – As if Trump doesn’t have enough things to worry his big old orange head about, now comes this double-barreled revelation. A gorgeously sexy Hooters girl named Tiffany Deutschendorf, 28, is reportedly alleging that the president is the fa...
MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – Pop star Katy Perry performed to a standing-room-only audience at Milwaukee’s Beer Suds Arena. After doing an hour-and-twenty-minute show, she told the audience that she had some good news. “Trump has been kidnapped?” One o...
Desperately short of excuses after her apparent refusal to allow Parliament to vote on the deal with the EU regarding Brexit, Theresa May has now put full blame on her twin sister, Meryl. "No, it wasn't me in the Commons yesterday", puffed an asto...
With rising craze of injecting your face with botulism to "look cool" in a completely unexpected outcome it has come to light that this is actually one of the most virulent toxins known to medicine. The 'pucker lip generation' are aghast at the fi...
SOCHI, Russia - The Sochi Olympics have been rocked by a statement made by Kenya's lone figure skater Mumbi Kagunda. The gorgeous 27-year-old skater is claiming that British music mogul Simon Cowell is the father of her twin boys Gakuro and Gatimu...
COLORADO SPRINGS - The Quackenbush twins, Georgia and Virginia have lived in Colorado Springs all of their lives. It wasn't until early this year that the 53-year-old siblings made an amazing discovery. The twins had both seen their gynecologist D...
CHICKASHA, Oklahoma - Reports coming out of the Sooner state are that a 97-year-old woman identified as Maggie Sue Mistbush has just given birth to twin boys. Mrs. Mistbush is resting comfortably at The Chickasha General Hospital and her two baby...
Former Harry Potter star Emma Watson announced to the world today that she is expecting twins. The exciting and impromptu news had photographers from all over the world trying to sneak up-skirt and down-front shots, particularly those photographer...
BEVERLY HILLS - In a story that could only come out of The Left Coast state of California, Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that a Santa Monica woman identified as Madison V. Ricotta has just given birth to twins. The thing that makes this an unus...
PHOENIX - Mr. and Mrs. Kirby Brockerbox had no idea the controversy they would stir up after their twins boys were born. The new-born twins were given the names iPad and iPod. Justine Brockerbox said that she wanted to name her twin boys Timothy a...
LAS VEGAS, Nevada (ABSNN Sports) - The World Boxing Council has the entire sporting world agog at the news that Caesar's Palace will host the very first WBC Championship fight between two unknown, and as yet, unnamed twins in their mother's womb! Th...
NEW YORK CITY (ABSNN) - Donald Trump places "all the blame for the fuss about the topless photos of Kate Middleton squarely on Kate herself." "There should be a law," says Trump, "that no British Royal be allowed to get nekkid, ever, even when bat...
LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has revealed that she was paid exactly what she requested to become an American Idol judge; $18 million. Producer Simon Shindlebocker and Assistant Producer Kyle Boot confirmed the amount saying that they truly believe t...
LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey is riding on Cloud 9 as the stunningly attractive songstress has just signed a reported $18 million a year deal to replace J.Lo (Jennifer Lopez) on American Idol. But all is not well in the Nick Cannon - Mariah Carey hou...
The two towns Dull in Scotland and Boring in Oregon, US, are attempting to become twins and the whole process is so exciting that many of their occupants have actually been seen laughing and smiling. The residents of Dull, Perthshire, tend to be p...
HARFOLD, Vt. - According to a study released this week by Harfold State College, twin births in the United States have doubled in the past three decades. This, in turn, has led to parents having to deal with the twice the amount of bullshit dished...
STANFORD, Calif. -- Angelina and Angelica Suduko no longer have to spend every waking and sleeping moment together. However, hospital staff report that they only wish to be together, and this is not necessarily sitting well with the parents. After...
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