DENVER, CO - Ditty Lynn Bestial told the press in a conference today that she "felt ravaged". The Denverite was implanted with the wrong embryo in a fertility treatment mix-up. In a bizarre twist, she has given birth to an elephant. Ditty Lynn...
Glasgow, Scotland, Yesterday - A couple have spoken of their shock after a blunder in an IVF clinic led to their child being born with "possible mild animal characteristics" in Glasgow, yesterday. Glasgow Health Board issued an unreserved apology...
Health Secretary Big B. Johnson has said an "accommodation" will be reached for MPs who are opposed to parts of a controversial embryo research bill.
(Seattle, WA) Joe Smith worked out of his apartment providing what many are calling "hanger abortions" on whoever had the money, say local authorites. A raid uncovered a substantial collection of embryonic tissue.
Anonymous sources today warned of Vice-President Dick Cheney's evil plot to rule the world with Cheney clones. These sources claimed Cheney used oil companies' high tech labs and huge profits to create more than 10,000 Cheney clone embryos.
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