Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.
News is coming in of Windows Vista not allowing some people to use the computer. Apparently, part of Vista's advanced security system stops access to Windows based solely on a person's religious beliefs, ethnicity or sexual preference.
Obviously some of this is wrapped up in the continuing fight against terror, with various ethnic groups unable to use the program for safety reasons. But Microsoft has also clearly been reached by the religious right, with Vista now designed to give a small electric shock to any homosexual user.
According to a Microsoft spokesman; "A computer is a weapon. We want to make sure that the enemy can't use it against us. This is also why your peripherals don't work. All of those games, computer screens and mp3 players that don't work with Vista are clearly evil."
