Google Buys out Microsoft

Funny story written by albob

Tuesday, 20 March 2007

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So, how much do you want?

In a surprise announcement yesterday, Google confirmed that they have bought out Microsoft. Google CEOs have said, "We are happy to announce that we have bought Microsoft." Bill Gates, founder and ex-CEO of Microsoft has said that he wants to pursue other things, like collage.

Many of Microsoft's engineers are angered by this trade off, "Google is a shame to the entire engineering community," one engineer said, "We were not even invited to Google's celebratory beer blast."

Wikipedia and Yahoo have been shaken by this surprise buy. "Google is beginning to monopolize on all things media related." They said at a press conference earlier today. As a counter effort, they will soon release Wikihoo, a free search engine anyone can edit.

In other news, Google stocks have raised 13 points. Experts are still confused as to why.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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