Scientists living in the jungles of Paraguay have played god after they found the lost Hitler’s moustache! That’s right, the bullet Hitler put into his brain in the bunker – sure, it hit his head, but the moustache survived! And now it’s back –…
The common draught excluder is not as innocent as it may seem. Indeed, it could be a sign of dangers to come, said Lord Elpus, yesterday in the Upper House. "We live in troubled times, in which the common sort of person may rise up and seek despe…
A journal recently discovered by historical researchers from the Institute of Hipsterism at the London Academy of Social Sciences reveals that Adolf Hitler originally grew his distinctive mustache as a joke. "I have adopted the most comical of mousta...
It all started with an episode of Top Gear. James May's exact words were: "Hang on who invented Monocles?" There was a sort of empty silence after that. 'The question came out of no where. It was completely off subject. It throw us all of gu...
Moustaches suspected of being infected with the killer tash die-back fungus have been found in privately owned facial hair in many parts of Norfolk, Scotland and Wales. The potential that outbreaks of the fungus have been found in home-grown moust...
When prosecutors asserted that former Soviet military officer sold weapons to Columbian rebels for the sole purpose of killing Americans, Bout stood and shouted, "It's a lie!" in front of a packed courtroom. "Those guns were never intended to ki...
The annual event that is Movember has been a massive success this year. Organisations the length and breadth of the UK have seen moustaches sprouting on millions of faces all in aid of prostate cancer research. "The entertainment Movember winners...
A heavily moustached QPR team had to man up and suck up the hairy banter when they fronted up against an ugly Stoke side on Saturday. "I told the lads before the game that they looked like a load of gay porn stars and that The Britannia Stadium i...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today decided to come clean and freely admit to the world at large that he has shaved his moustache off. In explaining his extraordinary decision, Shuttlecock pointed out that he'd been observing for some time, that...
Teen heartthrob, Justin Bieber has just issued a public explanation why he is looking more and more like a two-bit punk every day. "I've stopped shaving so I can grow a mustache," said an enthusiastic Bieber. Unfortunately, coupled with his new h...
The moustache worn on his upper lip by the former German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, has turned up in a trifle in East Germany. Marie Himmler, no relation to the head of the SS Gestapo, Heinrich Himmler, told journalists that she had made the trifle...
Scientists with long beards have discovered the reason that some males to grow hair on their upper lip. Fondness of the colour brown is now known to be the dominant factor in this phenomenon. Shaving historians (the people with knowledge of shavi...
That zany Zane is at it again. Facial hair or no facial hair he is beloved by drinkers everywhere. Zane Lamprey, comedian, show host and seasoned drinker on the popular cable show "Three Sheets," is enlisting the help of his followers to answer the f...
Brad Pitt-ler in his latest Tarantino blockbuster and Richard Herring (lesser known than Brad but starring in Edinburgh as a Charlie Chaplin lookalike!) have created a fashion storm, THE HITLER MOUSTACHE! Prince Harry has also been sighted in his...
After 30 years of hard work, a group of scientists in Budapest have successfully made a frog grow a moustache for the first time in recorded history. "It's really a good, good feeling," says Oscar Schnippleton, one of the scientists on the project.
Hitler's moustache has been found in the city of Kiev. It is in the hands of Ukrainian Igor Abigun who inherited it from his grandfather who was serving with the Third Ukrainian Front of the Red Army when they swept into Berlin in 1945. "My grand...
Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...
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