Taking a note from British Commonwealth countries, the Republican Party has proposed a change to all state flags where the GOP has a majority.
In the flags of the Commonwealth can be seen a tiny Union Jack, thus do the colonies acknowledge their lord and masters from far away and long ago.
In the state flags of Georgia, Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Texas, and all other “backwards” states will be found – in the top right corner, since right is might and lookin’ for a fight – an itty bitty, teeny weeny (you can barely even see it so what’s all the protest for?) … Nazi flag.
Yes, those states south of the Mason-Dixon line will acknowledge their true lord and master, Hitler and his Nazi Empire. And Hitler himself will be declared “an honorary patriot American … even though he’s dead, don’t matter, he’s one of us now,” said Goober Gooballs, the head of the proposed flag change.)
This move has been criticized as a part of a new anti-woke movement, where assholes intentionally do all they can to piss of tree-hugging hippies and Nancy Pelosi.
