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University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Funny story: University Professor Uncovers Vast Human Cloning Program

Worcester, MA - A local University economics professor has reported seeing Karl Marx lingering in his classroom, masquerading as a janitor. After questioning, the Marx lookalike admitted to being part of a vast secret program where historical figure...

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Cloned 17-Winged Chicken Will Feed the UK's and USA's Appetites

Funny story: Cloned 17-Winged Chicken Will Feed the UK's and USA's Appetites

MANCHESTER - A chicken with 17 wings is more of an agricultural asset than a chicken with only two wings. No Jessica Simpson, Buffalo wings don't come from buffalos, they come from chickens and ravenous Americans can't seem to get enough of them.

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Royal Clone Due Shortly

LONDON A spokesman for the royal family announced today that a clone of the newborn prince would be born to a surrogate mother within a few weeks. The delay, he said, was necessary because it was only possible to draw a DNA sample from Kate's amnio...

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The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

Funny story: The Absolute Worst Cloning Experiment In History

FLAGSTAFF, Arizona - The Dry Heat Scientific Research Center located in Flagstaff announced on March 28, that it had just successfully cloned the first skunk in the history of civilized cloning. Dr. Holland Hildegarde Taffytree, 58, director of th...

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Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Funny story: Victoria Beckham to have extra legs surgically grafted on

Victoria Beckham, wife of David Beckham and thankfully ex-Spice Girl, had admitted that she wishes to have up to four new legs surgically attached to her hips. "I'll be starting with just two new legs," she said in an interview with the postman. "...

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China offers Bill Clinton clone of himself

Former president Bill Clinton was contacted by Chinese officials from the People's Academy of Science with an offer to provide a clone of himself for use as a replacement body. "The clone is an exact duplicate of Mr. Clinton, currently 28 years old a...

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Government Plans To Clone Dead Aliens

Funny story: Government Plans To Clone Dead Aliens

A Pentagon whistle-blower has revealed that the government are planning to clone alien life forms, using DNA samples from three dead aliens recovered from Roswell in 1946 and cryogenically preserved for decades. The whistle-blower explained that c...

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Cowell Has Cloned Himself

Simon Cowell has been cloned by X-Factor bosses as they desperately need him in two places at once. An inside source said "Cowell has been asked to judge the UK X-Factor by satellite link and there is a 50% chance that he will refuse." The televi...

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Cloned offspring milk and meat to enter food chain

Funny story: Cloned offspring milk and meat to enter food chain

Following a decision by the European Commission milk and meat from the offspring of cloned animals will be allowed to enter the food chain and is expected to be on the shelves of supermarkets by the end of summer. A major concern, that the genera...

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Korean Leader Cloning project deemed success

In Pyong Yang, North Korea today the first pictures were released of the results from the Kim Jung Il cloning project. Twenty years ago, geneticists took cells from Kim's (a.k.a. Dear Leader) foreskin which contained undifferentiated peripheral stem...

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Miliband of brothers, cloning facility found by Obi-Wan.

Funny story: Miliband of brothers, cloning facility found by Obi-Wan.

There isn't just David and Ed you know, as well as Glen, reports are coming in from all over the place that Miliband looky likeys are popping up quicker than you can say something that is quick and easy to say and rolls of the tongue with alacrity, l...

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North Korea's regeneration clinic

Funny story: North Korea's regeneration clinic

(North Korea) The Pyongyang Maternity Hospital's regeneration clinic promises to regrow human organs. "It began with culturing skin grafts for women who wanted to hide stretch marks from child birth," said the hospital's spokeswoman. "And today we...

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Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

Funny story: Shock: More Cloned Food Hits The Shelves.

After the furor over cloned meat entering the food chain in the United Kingdom, the Food Standards Agency has come under extra pressure with the revelation that cloned Tofu has also been found in supermarkets. Tofu, which is essentially made by co...

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Cloning shock

Funny story: Cloning shock

More revelations are emerging from Britain's farming community of cloned animals and milk entering the food chain. A farmer in the North of England told me: 'It is perfectly safe to eat cloned animals and the offspring of these animals. The Food S...

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The Dangers of Human Cloning

When I arrived at the laboratory, Professor Hung Lo was waiting to greet me. From his reputation I'd expected a charismatic figure. Instead, I was confronted by a little wizened Chinaman who reminded me of the shopkeeper in that film, The Gremlins. Ho said he didn't normally deal with journalists unless they were from the scientific journals. But he'd heard I'd written a series of articles about h...

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Large Hadron Collider Accident Produces 10,000 Atomic Kittens!

Funny story: Large Hadron Collider Accident Produces 10,000 Atomic Kittens!

During another attempt at recreating the 'Big Bang' scientists at the underground facility poked the physics poodle the result being the cloning of Kerry Katona. Before the horror ended over 10,000 of the bi-polar big tittied addicts had spilled over...

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First Human Cloning Factory Built

Funny story: First Human Cloning Factory Built

Scientists at CERN have defected and begun to build cloning machines. Because of their superior knowledge and supermotivation, the first cloning factory was built on the 30th of April, 2009, 30 seconds after the idea was conceived. "We're amazed...

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Barack And Michelle Obama To Be Cloned

Funny story: Barack And Michelle Obama To Be Cloned

First black US President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle, are to become part of a unique and bizarre clinical experiment designed to safeguard the future of the presidency, and the security of the great American nation - the pair are to be cloned.

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