Abortion rarely gets to be legal in Catholic countries. Some of the smarter, modern ones, like Ireland, grew up (in 2018, so not ancient history) and told their fecking priests to feck off and stop fecking telling a woman what to fecking do with her fecking body you fecking … alright, enough preaching to the converted, back to the pub with you!
Ever seen a foetus in the foam of a pint of beer? I have and it was delicious.
Now, foetuses or fetuses (god damn all these Englishes! Either put the Latin in or take it out – make up your minds, dictionary people!) that can’t be legally aborted are being aborted at record speeds! Wire hangers are clogging the sewers of America!
But where to hide the evidence?
Starbucks coffee has been said to contain carcinogens … or … is it really – FETUSES!!!!!!
Ted Cruz goes to Mexico on vacation … or … is he hiding the foetuses he forced his daughter to have!!!!!
The ancient Egyptians built the pyramids … or … was it alien foetuses?!!!!
Votes were not counted or lost or stolen … or … were fetuses voting in record numbers!?!!!
There’s little meat in a McDonalds burger because … fetuses are so small and contain very little protein!
The horror goes on, fetuses attacking wholesome hard-working tax payers, wanting voting rights, wanting to be heard – say their names – foestues – I don’t know how to spell the damn things, all I know was I used to be one … or …
I STILL AM ONE!
