The So What Inconvenience Of Rape

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 18 October 2022

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J.D.Vance of Hillbilly Elegy fame regards a pregnancy resulting from rape or incest as an okay situation. But he adds, "So maybe it's inconvenient?"

For the rapist? Never. Oh no.

It may be inconvenient for the pregnant woman. But, according to the Yale Law School graduate from Ohio running for the US Senate, his advice for her is: "Live with it. Don't blame the baby."

Editor’s note: Is numbskull a term still used?

Reply: There are other, more appropriate terms.

Don't blame the incest baby, says the Yale Law School grad.

Oh lord! Ohio, you are in the world's prayers.

And Yale Law School? Check out your admissions office. Is anyone from the Yale Law School admissions office driving around in a Rolls-Royce? Do they have a summer home on the Italian Riviera? A ski chalet in the Swiss Alps?

So by this inconvenient thinking, if you happen to be run over by a truck, crippled and in a wheelchair the rest of your life, incontinent, tube fed, dependent on charity and the state, that's okay too because it's just a minor inconvenience.

And for goodness sake, don't blame the truck driver that runs you down. Instead, pay for his driver's ed.

Joe Biden promises that if the Democrats expand the majority in the House and Senate in this November election, he will codify abortion services.

And the United States will have caught up with Ireland.

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