'Supreme' Amy Conant Bryant - Helped Destroy Abortion - Gets $2 Million Book Deal

Funny story written by UncleDale

Friday, 28 October 2022

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Hail Mary, full of grace, and help me make these peoples' lives a misery.

"Anti-Religious, Pro-Greed Donald Trump Helped pack the Supreme Court with Right Wing (anti-abortion) Catholics - and Surprise! - they Got rid of the 50-year-old law and made Abortion illegal again.

"I am Jealous of this lady's book deal.-" said Basil Blathering, noted British Author (and journalist). "I only got a couple thousand pounds for my long-researched book on Margaret Thatcher. 'Battling Maggie - The War Years'."

Now-Former Catholic Cult leader - Amy Bryant is now writing her $2 million dollar book about how God chose her the Court - so she could destroy the Right to an Abortion for millions of American women.

Doesn't she know to be careful? The Devil is the Great Deceiver - always pretending to be the Holy Spirit and leading people to do bad things. He is leading her around by the Nose-and the silly woman doesn't even know it. And she is trying to get others on the Court to handle snakes and drink poison-as Christ recommended in the new Testament. and we thought Clarence Thomas was weird.

What a story! - young woman grows up in a Catholic Cult - marries another Cult member - has 7 kids and goes to Law school and becomes a Judge.

(But in her Sect- the Husband is the head of the Family and calls all the Shots.) (Very nice for the hubbies-even if one is a Fool or an Alcoholic).

Right Wing Republican groups had to Tempt Trump with Big Macs - to get her on the Supreme Court with two other Trump Catholic 'Supremes'.

(One Supreme court nominee was stolen from Obama - who would not fight for his Right to appoint a Supreme Court Justice) - (What a Wimp!)

Anyway, Life goes on. The Holy spirit (and Random House) gave Amy $2 million bucks to tell for how she did her Great dirty deed on the Court.

When she has her daily chat with the Holy Spirit - (and talks back to him in Tongues) - (maybe Writhing ecstatically a little (or a lot) - He praises her for being a good and obedient Catholic Girl.

(Is the Pope Catholic?-well apparently the Holy Ghost is too).
(That would mean all those other Christians talking to to the Holy Ghost are really talking to the Devil-oh My!).

And the Religious Right (with Supreme Court Help) - will now get rid of Abortion pills-and even do away with the Clinics helping women to get Pregnant. Goodbye to those too
And goodbye to Condoms, God doesn't like those either.

America will finally be free of all kinds of Birth Control.
And If you want to know what happens afterward - Read the 'Handmaid's Tale'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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