Andy, you know Andy? That bloke with no surname? Thinks he is Cher or Madonna, or Pele, one of those famous people with no need for a surplus surname. Anyway, he has been critical on a micro news website, again.
Obviously, we may well be stereotyping here, and Andy may be a complete solid bloke (unless of course it is the actress Andie Macdowall, but what she would be doing, spelling her name wrong, and reading a micro news site? We cannot even begin to think) but he has popped his opinion under yet another article.
He was taking to task the work of a local reviewer, a reviewer, not a critic asking him why we should trust him, as he tends to be quite a pleasant chap of well-founded knowledge.
When told about the event, the reviewer said 'Yes, I know Andy.....I have seen his work. He is no Shakespeare, is he? He doesn't even come close to Alan Ackybourn when it comes to wit, does he? If you would like to send me some more of his withering put-downs, I can review them for you if you would like'.