Toddler Can't Decide on Favourite Penguin

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 20 April 2022

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Oh Jacob, not this again

Although it is two days since he returned from the zoo, three-year-old Jacob still can’t decide on his favourite Penguin.

Jacob’s Mum Elsie takes up the story ‘Jacob was in a bit of pickle when we asked him which of the Penguins he had seen was his favourite. We decided after Wednesday that it was the big black and white one, and now on Friday morning, he tells us it was the shorter black and white one with the beak, and the tuft of hair’.

Jacob’s Dad was later heard to say ‘Just give him the one in the red wrapper. They all taste the same anyway’.

You see Dads, that is what happens when you don’t know the full facts. Honestly, what are you lot like?

Emperor Penguin Bob also seems a bit non-plussed. ‘Honestly, if you asked me who my favourite Toddler was I couldn’t tell you. Once you have seen one crying, with sticking up hair, and snot running from his nostril, you have seen them all’.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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