Dinosaur Sex - One of the Last Big Battles in Science

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 3 July 2022

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Where did I come from then?

Science has been studying dinosaurs for a couple hundred years, and new troves of immaculately preserved dinosaurs are coming out of China and Germany.

There have been many battles among scientists over what kind of skin they have and if they had feathers. Now the fight is over sex - (as usual).

The final battle is over how Dinosaurs had sex. There have been huge arguments, sometimes physical, over Dinosaur Dongs, what they looked like, how long they were and where on the body they were located - (the low hanging theory seems to predominate).

Scientific friendships have been destroyed over the fights about length and girth of Dinosaur Dongs. Apparently, you can tell something about length - by dept of anal cavities of dinosaurs - shown by hip bones, etc., etc. The big fight is over girth. And then there are the Foreskin guys - real radicals. Hated by all the other groups.

Anyway, it will go on for years as they have Not found any 200 - million year - old soft parts of dinosaurs yet.

Scientists are a rough group at these Conferences, makes the Soccer Hooligans look like little kids when they get going and start their scientific ranting and screaming - waving dinosaur bones in the air at each other - and sometimes even striking each other.

A real bunch of Neanderthals.


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