Written by Cleopatra Chaos

Tuesday, 20 March 2018

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"Owen, we're really sorry, come back in."

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has defied colleagues by refusing to accept that dinosaurs are extinct,

The Marxist leader, who models himself on Rick from the Young Ones, and still wears a smelly hat, told reporters that it is likely that dinosaurs are either extinct or not extinct, and that, if extinct, it could have been a Russian gang that was responsible, but he needed a lot more proof. He added that Government cuts to the national museum meant that these questions might never be answered, and demanded that rich scientists from other countries who donated money to the Tory party needed to be identified, before any other animals became extinct.

Meanwhile, the BBC denied photoshopping a picture of Mr Corbyn in front of a backdrop from the Mesozoic era, wearing a triceratops hat. Owen Jones of the Guardian said "I AM SO ANGRY HOW DARE THEY DO THIS THEY ARE ALL TORY PARTY STOOGES YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME CAN I GET A WORD IN THE BBC HAVE IT AGAINST JEREMY CORBYN I'M NOT TAKING THIS RUBBISH ANY MORE I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE".

Owen Jones's mum later apologised for her son's behaviour and promised he would get a good thrashing when he got home.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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