Trump: “If Biden Allowed To Take Office Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”

Funny story written by GProwler

Friday, 20 November 2020

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Donald Trump has declared that if Joe Biden is elected president, “Planes will fall from the sky, pizza will only come with pineapple toppings and dinosaurs will again roam free in our cities and eat your children,” among other dire warnings.

“I’ve heard that if Biden’s job killing Green Initiative happens, it will radically change the Earth’s gravitational pull. And you know what that means…no more gravity.”

Trump went on to say that “Biden’s idea of the truth is that we’re in a pandemic that won’t go away unless we listen to know-nothing scientists, cover up our beautiful faces, keep socialist distances and close our businesses until they all go bankrupt.

"What does he think this is, 1918? And I’ll tell you, there were a lot of great things about America in 1918, but stopping a Chinese virus wasn’t one of them.”

Trump said that if his efforts to remain in office are successful, he would “protect your second amendment by moving it into first place ahead of whatever's there now.”

He concluded the rally by warning those in the audience that if he lost, “anyone who owns a truck will have their guns taken away, and white women would be sold into slavery.”

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