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Jeremy Corbyn wants proof that dinosaurs are extinct

Funny story: Jeremy Corbyn wants proof that dinosaurs are extinct

Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has defied colleagues by refusing to accept that dinosaurs are extinct, The Marxist leader, who models himself on Rick from the Young Ones, and still wears a smelly hat, told reporters that it is likely that dinosaurs a...

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Dinosaur Lesson Ends Tragically After Ancient Curse Invoked

Funny story: Dinosaur Lesson Ends Tragically After Ancient Curse Invoked

An English teacher was left counting the cost of his catastrophic mistake this evening after a 'creative idea' he turned into an inspirational lesson about dinosaurs, turned into a bloodbath, as an ancient curse was invoked, raising the ghost of a gi...

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Population unpopular with Targette

Funny story: Population unpopular with Targette

Minneapolis, Minnesota ---- As part of its "population control program," discount retailer Targette, which has already equipped its stores with transgender bathrooms, "because," as the company's CEO, Brian C. "Big Bri" Cornhole, explained to star rep...

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Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Funny story: Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Ever since he was an archaeology student, Tom Lovecock has dreamed of dinosaur penises. Now he has an exciting new exhibition at the British Museum. He explained the idea behind it, "Who hasn't watched Jurassic Park and wondered why the dinosaurs don...

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Dinosaur Fossils Discovered During Trump Tower Basement Renovation

Two weeks ago, at trump tower, a basement renovation was well underway when a tyrannosaurus rex skull was found under the third level of the basement. It took about five days, and extensive testing to confirm that the find was legitimately a T-Rex. A...

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Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Funny story: Jurassic World is a dead dino!

Blockbuster film, Jurassic World, has proven to the world that dinos are better left as relics of the past and not CTG figments of film goers imaginations! Although the film might be a box office global hit, most people with a brain bigger than a...

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God admits that dinosaur bones are just a "geological hoax" He pulled on humanity

Funny story: God admits that dinosaur bones are just a "geological hoax" He pulled on humanity

In a stunning announcement, God, the creator of all things, admitted that dinosaur bones are really just "gag props" that he created in the soil for us to find. "Sorry if I just spoiled your childhood" God said with a chuckle. Asked why he...

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White Power morons march in Manchester!

Funny story: White Power morons march in Manchester!

Now in a city normally divided by red and blue, a bunch of Nazi skinheads thought it would be prudent to introduce a slightly paler colour to the place by marching through the city claiming White Power is not dead! Please excuse me if I am wrong, but we are now in 2015 and not 1966, etc. We live in a multi-culti world that has been enhanced by Asian, African, Arabian, etc, ethnic minorities int...

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A.C. Grayling's Ungodly War On Children's Toys

Most people would surely think there's nothing wrong with kids playing with fuzzy puppies, rabbits, giraffes, and all kinds of animals, and that it's all very innocent. But not everyone from the "notable public figure community" agrees. Yes: renowned postmodernist cultural critic/secular humanist deconstructionist/ atheist fundamentalist A. C. Grayling is concerned that not all cuddly toys...

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Jurrasic Park Patrons Cite Law of Diminishing Returns

Funny story: Jurrasic Park Patrons Cite Law of Diminishing Returns

Jurassic Park, the dinosaur animal preserve on Isla Nublar located west of Costa Rica has been receiving complaints by patrons who have made multiple trips to the park. "It's pretty much the same experience every time," stated Robert Bakker, a fre...

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IBM going the way of the T Rex?

Funny story: IBM going the way of the T Rex?

International Business Machinations (IBM) denied reports that it plans to lay off 100,000 of its employees after losses for each of the last 11 successive quarters. "We're in the money," CEO Ginni Romney (no relation, as far as can be determined,...

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Dinosaurs were thick and deserved extinction

Scientists at UCLA claim to have solved the age old riddle of what became of our predecessors, the dinosaurs. In a ten year, $795 billion study, biologists, archaeologists and zoologists believe they have discovered the fate of the former lords of th...

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Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says Her Grandpa Used Dinosaurs to Plow the Fields

SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA Former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, a devout creationist, stated today that it was true that dinosaurs and homo sapiens existed at the same time because she remembers that her grandparents had to...

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Animal Crackers Comes Under Fire

Animal Crackers are animal-shaped cookies (?) designed by carnivorous subhumans as brainwashing tools by which to corrupt innocent children who, without such indoctrination-disguised-as-treats, might become vegetarians, eschewing the abuse of the ver...

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Dinosaurs did not have feathers after all

Funny story: Dinosaurs did not have feathers after all

New evidence has come to light overturning the new idea that dinosaurs had feathers, and were, as thought before it was thought that they had feathers, that they were scaly. "For a long time," said palaeontologist Katie Boundary, "we thought that...

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Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs

New definitive evidence has been found that man co-existed with dinosaurs. Footprints of a giant man have been found alongside dinosaur footprints. Evolutionists have been dismissive of these new claims and have tried to discredit the new evidence.

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Stunning Discovery: Dino Mass Extinction Never Happened

New evidence disproves the theory that dinosaurs were obliterated by a giant meteor strike. Researchers now believe that dinosaurs were on vacation - probably a cruise - and left the planet for another destination. The 110 mile-wide crater in...

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Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

Funny story: Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

RUIDOSO, New Mexico - A group of archaeologists from Delaware stumbled upon an interesting find just outside of the town of Ruidoso, which is noted for its Gila Monster Grilled Burritos. Kiki Lily Chillydutch, 21, with the Delaware group stated th...

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