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Funny story: Austin’s All-Nude Thirsty Beaver Night Club Has Been Named #1 in the Nation

Austin’s All-Nude Thirsty Beaver Night Club Has Been Named #1 in the Nation

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Roulette-Gazette newspaper has just named their annual “Number One Lounge in The Nation.” And this year’s winner is the Thirsty Beaver Night Club which is in the Austin suburb of Pflugerville. The club’s o…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., To Build The State-of-the-Art BM Cybertruck

Bezos-Musk Inc., To Build The State-of-the-Art BM Cybertruck

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that Bezos-Musk, Inc., has signed a contract with the Super Space Corporation to build the most advanced truck in the world. The BM Cybertruck was designed by a first-rate team of scientific…

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Funny story: Texas Governor Greg Abbott Says He Is Going To Build a Wall and Texas Will Pay For It

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Says He Is Going To Build a Wall and Texas Will Pay For It

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Austin Texan World newspaper is reporting that Greg Abbott, who is the most hated governor in the history of the Lone Star State, recently told his BFF Sean Hannity that he will take money from the states Food Stamp Progr…

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Funny story: It’s Official – The U.S. PGA Masters Tournament Will Be Leaving Georgia

It’s Official – The U.S. PGA Masters Tournament Will Be Leaving Georgia

AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, it is now official that the PGA Masters Tournament will no longer take place in the Peach State. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has broken, the late-breaking story about the go…

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Funny story: Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk Form Bezos-Musk Inc.

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk Form Bezos-Musk Inc.

AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The two richest men in the world have just joined forces to form what pundits are calling a super-colossal company. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk recently met at the Buckaroo Bunkhouse Barbecue Restaurant in Austin, wher…

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Funny story: Five University of Texas Players Test Positive For COVID

Five University of Texas Players Test Positive For COVID

AUSTIN - (Sports Satire) - Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed her readers that the entire defensive line for the Texas Longhorns are out with the Coronavirus. Longhorns Coach, Tom Herman, said that, at first, the t…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Rumored To Be On Suicide Watch

Justin Bieber Rumored To Be On Suicide Watch

HOLLYWOOD – A friend of a friend of Justin Bieber is alleging that the pop singer has become somewhat depressed, and could be placed on suicide watch. Ever since Bieber was charged with sexual assault, when he performed at the big SXSW Music Festi…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser

Justin Bieber Files a Counter-Lawsuit Against His Sexual Accuser

AUSTIN – Justin Bieber says that he is getting fed up with every time he smiles at a girl, she runs home, gets on the computer, and says that she was sexually assaulted by him. Bieber said that most of these types of women are 6s or lower. He poin…

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

Justin Bieber Addresses Those Alleged SXSW Sexual Assault Allegations

LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber says that he does not want to have to address the fake alleged allegations of assault, but he has to, because it is his voting right and his right to bear arms. Needless to say, the Beeb still partakes of the brewskis.

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Funny story: A Drive-Thru Pole Dancing Club in Austin is Making a Killing

A Drive-Thru Pole Dancing Club in Austin is Making a Killing

AUSTIN, Texas – The owner of the Thirsty Beaver Nightclub had shut down his business due to the Coronavirus. But Randy Dewdibbler soon found a way to observe the social distancing rule, and make lots of money at the same time. Randy and his sec...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

Willie Nelson Purchases 10 Marijuana Shops in Denver

AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...

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Funny story: Lone Star State Just Got Lonelier

Lone Star State Just Got Lonelier

Texas- Last night under the cover of darkness, the entire city of Austin slipped out of the state. Hank Perkins, a resident of the nearby town of Waco said he thought he heard something, but decided to wait until the morning to investigate. "W...

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Funny story: Russell Brand To Star In "Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story"

Russell Brand To Star In "Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story"

BURBANK - TouchRock Pictures in association with Cloud 13 Films has just announced that Russell Brand will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story. The motion picture is based on country music legend Willi...

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Funny story: Texas To Increase The Speed Limit Between San Antonio and Austin To 85 MPH!

Texas To Increase The Speed Limit Between San Antonio and Austin To 85 MPH!

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry has just announced his decision to allow the speed limit on the presently still under construction Highway 131, to be increased from 55 MPH to an amazing 85 MPH. The stretch of highway located between San Antonio and A...

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Funny story: Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

Extrovert Condom a Must Have at Austin's South by Southwest Conference

The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...

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Funny story: Earthquakes Felt Around Austin

Earthquakes Felt Around Austin

Austin, Texas - Slight earthquakes were felt all around Austin in recent weeks as Governor Rick Perry thought about running for President. While Perry himself is non-committal on the issue, he has some apparent fans in the Texas Hispanic Republican...

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Funny story: Texas to Secede from the United States…Maybe

Texas to Secede from the United States…Maybe

Austin - The protests around Texas have become quite intense lately as the Separationists continue their propaganda and protests demanding Texas secede from the Union. In recent months, it has become quite clear that Governor Rick Perry of Tex...

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