AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - Tabloid Today writer Papaya Bamboo, has just broken the story that the late Queen Elizabeth bequeathed $7 million to the city of Austin. Miss Bamboo set out to find out why an English monarch had left such a huge am…
CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The Illinois Dept. of Weather has just announced that a powerful snowstorm named The Canadian Yukon Express, is heading toward the US. A rep for the IDW, noted that the huge, blistering cold snowstorm will be going as far…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Las Vegas Roulette-Gazette newspaper has just named their annual “Number One Lounge in The Nation.” And this year’s winner is the Thirsty Beaver Night Club which is in the Austin suburb of Pflugerville. The club’s o…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The iNews Agency has confirmed that Bezos-Musk, Inc., has signed a contract with the Super Space Corporation to build the most advanced truck in the world. The BM Cybertruck was designed by a first-rate team of scientific…
AUSTIN – (Satire News) – The Austin Texan World newspaper is reporting that Greg Abbott, who is the most hated governor in the history of the Lone Star State, recently told his BFF Sean Hannity that he will take money from the states Food Stamp Progr…
AUGUSTA, Georgia – (Sports Satire) – After months of speculation, it is now official that the PGA Masters Tournament will no longer take place in the Peach State. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has broken, the late-breaking story about the go…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Satire News) – The two richest men in the world have just joined forces to form what pundits are calling a super-colossal company. Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk recently met at the Buckaroo Bunkhouse Barbecue Restaurant in Austin, wher…
AUSTIN - (Sports Satire) - Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine has informed her readers that the entire defensive line for the Texas Longhorns are out with the Coronavirus. Longhorns Coach, Tom Herman, said that, at first, the t…
HOLLYWOOD – A friend of a friend of Justin Bieber is alleging that the pop singer has become somewhat depressed, and could be placed on suicide watch. Ever since Bieber was charged with sexual assault, when he performed at the big SXSW Music Festi…
AUSTIN – Justin Bieber says that he is getting fed up with every time he smiles at a girl, she runs home, gets on the computer, and says that she was sexually assaulted by him. Bieber said that most of these types of women are 6s or lower. He poin…
LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber says that he does not want to have to address the fake alleged allegations of assault, but he has to, because it is his voting right and his right to bear arms. Needless to say, the Beeb still partakes of the brewskis.
AUSTIN, Texas – The owner of the Thirsty Beaver Nightclub had shut down his business due to the Coronavirus. But Randy Dewdibbler soon found a way to observe the social distancing rule, and make lots of money at the same time. Randy and his sec...
AUSTIN - Country music icon Willie Nelson was recently interviewed by Cowbell Notes Music Magazine writer Chipper Caruso on his ranch located just outside of Austin, Texas. The 80-year-old country music artist said that he had just purchased 10 ma...
Texas- Last night under the cover of darkness, the entire city of Austin slipped out of the state. Hank Perkins, a resident of the nearby town of Waco said he thought he heard something, but decided to wait until the morning to investigate. "W...
BURBANK - TouchRock Pictures in association with Cloud 13 Films has just announced that Russell Brand will be starring in Bandini Borrapelli's Smoke & Mirrors - The Willie Nelson Story. The motion picture is based on country music legend Willi...
AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry has just announced his decision to allow the speed limit on the presently still under construction Highway 131, to be increased from 55 MPH to an amazing 85 MPH. The stretch of highway located between San Antonio and A...
The accidental maker of the Extrovert Pants, popular in London, has developed the Extrovert Condom in time for it to hit the streets in Austin this week for the South by Southwest Interactive Conference. While The Spoof's booth was not in a premi...
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