WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Biden has informed the news media that he has decided to send the US 7th Fleet Naval Flotilla to the Black Sea to aid Ukraine against their war with the Evil Empire (aka Russia).
POTUS stated that the 7th is headquartered in Yokafooca, Japan, and added that the fleet of 29 US warships should arrive within 48 hours at 2:25 am, Minneapolis time.
Biden has informed his adversarial adversary Vlady Nikki Putin, as first lady, Dr. Jill Biden calls the inferior-complexed, evil, nasty, vulgar communist whack job, that if he does not leave Ukraine within 72 hours he will have no choice but to send every Russian vessel to Davy Jones' locker (i.e. the bottom of the ocean).
Meanwhile Putin reportedly told North Korean President Kim Jong-un (El Fatso) that if Biden even sinks one Russian two-man canoe he will launch missiles that will hit Yankee Stadium within 7 minutes.
SIDENOTE: President Biden responded to Putski's threat by saying, "That's bullshit and you know it Vlady, just three months ago, the US government spent $892 million to build a non-penetrable magnetic shield around Yankee Stadium, so go ahead and waste one of your expensive ICBMs you albino-looking douche bag."