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Funny story: We Want Your Oil Venezuela!

We Want Your Oil Venezuela!

Vice President Mike Pence, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, and National Security Adviser John Bolton are all wiping the drool from the corners of their mouths over the current developments in the Venezuela crisis. Mike Pence said that "America wil...

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Funny story: The what if you gave a party and nobody came dream haunts Guaido

The what if you gave a party and nobody came dream haunts Guaido

Dark Overbored, specializing in hacking, doorknob analysis, and dream interpretation, has again revealed inside information from the Guaido camp. The dream goes like this: The hall is hired, the bunting and balloons strung, the tables laid wit...

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Funny story: Pompeo and Rubio to be loaded onto the “all options are on the table” table

Pompeo and Rubio to be loaded onto the “all options are on the table” table

The famous table bearing that all time US favorite diplomatic tool "all options are on the table" is showing some signs of strain and decay. Engineers are busy supplying reinforcements to it, including corner reinforcements and foundational suppor...

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Funny story: Wild pig bites Venezuelan model’s rear end; blames Maduro and CNN

Wild pig bites Venezuelan model’s rear end; blames Maduro and CNN

This latest savage attack on a female derriere has appalled the world. Shockwaves are being reported across the female rear-view fashion industry (with guarantees no design changes will reveal less). At this time fashion Model Michelle Lewin...

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Funny story: Update re Trump in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Update re Trump in dark alley with ladies of the evening

Mr. Trump’s credibility problem has, if anything, accelerated in the last few days. Mr. Jeffrey Mardass, of Lightweight Surveys, now puts the President at a .001 rating on a 10-point scale. The problem with the National Emergency on The Wall h...

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Funny story: Cell phone found in puddle shows Guaido confused but ready for more input from US

Cell phone found in puddle shows Guaido confused but ready for more input from US

Mr. Guaido’s cell phone and its lengthy texting found in a rain swamp yesterday has been confirmed as deriving from the self-proclaimed leader of Venezuela. The phone might have been flung into the puddle during a tempestuous moment in relations w...

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Funny story: Bolton and Abrams discovered in regime change rituals in dank basement

Bolton and Abrams discovered in regime change rituals in dank basement

The hacker group Dark Overbored has once again released intimate details on those currently governing US policy. This time it's via new technology in “doorknob surveillance,” and a series of “doorknob studies” for "interior scenes." To the fol...

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Funny story: Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

Rachel Maddow announces Putin will back new interim president for the US next week

With more brilliant breaking news, Ms. Maddow has added to her suggestion Mr. Putin will shut down electric power in the US. Middle-North America is currently shivering in temperatures as low as minus 30 F, an excellent opportunity for Mr. Putin,...

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Funny story: Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Breaking: A new surveillance op is underway in the US via the garbage truck industry (“Streamline Disposal! We’ve Got Your Crap! Inc.”). All trash is now routinely scanned, sniffed, linked, filed, and joined to facial recognition software at a cus...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

On Wednesday, opposition leader Juan Guaido, of Venezuela, swore himself in as interim president, replacing Nicolas Maduro. Maduro was elected president May, 2018, with a plurality of over 60%, but from a fairly low turnout, in what the Guaido for...

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Funny story: Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Maduro reaches out to Clinton after assassination attempt

Caracas, Venezuela—Venezuelan President Nicolás “The Madman” Maduro wants to know "what [expletive deleted] happened" a week ago, when explosives-laden drones “went off,” injuring seven soldiers in what appears to have been an attempt on the dickhead...

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Funny story: Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Tests Indicate Venezuelans Are Most Resilient People On Earth

Tests carried out by Anthropologists trying to cheer up the population of rain sodden Wales have revealed that whatever happens to Venezuelans, they come up smiling and have an unshakable belief that things will get better. The controversial tests...

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Funny story: Juan Pablo of The Bachelor Finally Reveals Why He Cannot Tell Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

Juan Pablo of The Bachelor Finally Reveals Why He Cannot Tell Nikki Ferrell That He Loves Her

LOS ANGELES - The reason why The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Galavis refuses to tell Nikki Ferrell that he loves her has finally been revealed. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight reports that he talked to Juan Pablo who gave him the reason. The...

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Funny story: President Obummer reaches out to Venezuela's homeless President Maduro (and his wife, Cilia)

President Obummer reaches out to Venezuela's homeless President Maduro (and his wife, Cilia)

WHITEWASHINGTON -- Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez left office in March 2013, due to a death in the family--his own--but his hard-partying daughters Rosa Virginia, 35, and Maria Gabriela, 33, refuse to vacate the premises, even though the current pre...

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Funny story: Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

Beautiful Venezuelan Olympic Ski Jumper Admits She Was Born A Male

SOCHI, Russia - One of the biggest surprises at The XXII Sochi Winter Olympics has just been uncovered by The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee. SOOC Spokeswoman Tula Tambova has informed the world wide news media of a confession made by Juanita...

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Funny story: Venezuela Takes No Sheet in Toilet Paper Crisis

Venezuela Takes No Sheet in Toilet Paper Crisis

Venezuela has instituted a series of emergency laws in the face of the national toilet paper shortage. Besides ordering the Venezuelan Army to assume control of the only toilet paper factory in the country, President Nicolas Maduro has ruled that no...

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Funny story: NSA spy Snowden to star in reality show: An American in Transit

NSA spy Snowden to star in reality show: An American in Transit

MOSCOW - NSA secrets leaker Edward Snowden may not have to worry about money for awhile. Venevisión, one of Venezuela's largest television networks, has signed Snowden to a reality show deal that will highlight Snowden's highs and lows in the transit...

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