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Funny story: TSA Employee Brings Laser Focus to His Security Job at JFK Airport

TSA Employee Brings Laser Focus to His Security Job at JFK Airport

Transit Security Administration employee Mark Roberts brings laser-focused attention to detail to his position at John F. Kennedy International Airport. As Roberts put it, “The second you put on that uniform, you gotta be on. That’s the job.” A...

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Funny story: Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

It seems the days of cheap and nasty flights are not quite over as one of its most infamous proponents is making every option an optional extra. Passengers flying on 'Leprechaun Airways' will be charged for check-in (online or otherwise), hold lug...

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Funny story: One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...

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Funny story: Man believes "he can fly", parachute fails

Man believes "he can fly", parachute fails

On October 13th, a Colorado man jumped out of an airplane to go skydiving with his wife, saying that he could fly. Moments later, after numerous attempts, his parachute malfunctions. Tragically, the outcome was fatal. His wife commented on his be...

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Funny story: Americant Airlines to double passengers per flight with THIS

Americant Airlines to double passengers per flight with THIS

Washington D.C. - The Federal courts have cleared the way for Americant Airlines to use THIS new invention to double passenger payload. The Federal courts have cleared the way for Americant Airlines to use THIS new invention to double passenger pa...

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Funny story: Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget flights to and from Ibiza, Mallorca and other Brit, booze hotspots, are now offering a special form of activity on board! No more pathetic scratch cards, fast food over-priced snacks, rubbish tasting coffee or duty-free perfumes. No, for th...

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Funny story: Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Following a spate of in-cabin bust ups and air-rage fuelled punch-ups, one airline is standing up for what they truly believe in, in the world of customer-focused airline aggression. "We can't change," said CEO Nonoze, "so we may as well embrace t...

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Funny story: United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

THUG CITY, IL ---- Following what he described as a "thorough review" of his flight crew's use of police to drag Kentucky medical doctor David Tao off an "overbooked" flight to prevent him from tending to his patients the next morning (and to replace...

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Funny story: Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford, famous for playing such roles as Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, has a FUN new hobby of landing airplanes in comedic places. He's recently landed a series of small planes, ones that were built by the Wright Brothers personally, onto su...

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Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...

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Funny story: FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos nest!

FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos nest!

FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos's nest! President-elect Donald Trump reportedly was furious when informed yesterday that the FAA (Federal Aviation Authority) was designating the "no fly" airspace above the  White Hous...

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Funny story: American Airlines Moves to Inconvenience Based Frequent Flier Program

American Airlines Moves to Inconvenience Based Frequent Flier Program

American Airlines, in an effort to keep up with competitor's complete disregard for customer service, has decided to overhaul their frequent flyer program. The airline will now award miles based on money spent and inconveniences endured in effort to...

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Funny story: Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

Missed Flight Labeled As Blunder Of The Century

TUSCON, AZ- Alec Silchuk, an assistant golf pro at the prestigious Tuscon Country Club, has apparently missed his flight in what officials are calling the "blunder of the century". The dim-witted buffoon reportedly spent the next 18 hours in and o...

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Funny story: Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

Shocking Leak by APA Confirms Depression-Aviation Link

In a leaked document from the American Psychiatric Association it details how much time is spent sifting through reports regarding concerned flight school instructors needing guidance on "worrisome students". One psychiatrist speaking on condition...

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Funny story: Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

Calderdale Honours Local Aviation Pioneer

A blue plaque is to be attached to Stoodley Pike in Calderdale dedicated to the true pioneer of powered flight Silas Makepeace Hepplethwaite of Mankinholes nr. Todmorden. Silas was a sheep farmer but he firmly believed that man was destined to fl...

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Funny story: Maverick RAF Cock Drawing Pilot shows some bollocks this time!

Maverick RAF Cock Drawing Pilot shows some bollocks this time!

RAF Lossiemouth confirmed to the The Daily Nettle today, that one of their most daring pilots, Flight Lootenant Wing Commander Flight Captain Viceroy Gordon 'Goose' Maverick, has been carpeted by station big-wigs for the second time in a week, after...

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Funny story: Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

Seat Recline Fight Diverts Another Flight - Forces One Airline Into Allowing Only Amputees to Fly

After yet another US flight was diverted; due to an argument about reclining seats and legroom one airline says enough is enough and has taken the unusual step of ONLY transporting passengers without legs. In the third serious airline legroom inci...

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