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Funny story: Boeing Will Soon Unveil The Fastest Passenger Jet In The Entire World - The Supersonic Wind Chaser Will Cruise At Speeds of 3,000 MPH

Boeing Will Soon Unveil The Fastest Passenger Jet In The Entire World - The Supersonic Wind Chaser Will Cruise At Speeds of 3,000 MPH

PEORIA, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Supersonic Concorde went belly up due to the Trumpapalooza Virus, problems with the on-board compass mechanism, and the fact that it's astoundingly fast speed basically scared the shit out of a lot of seasoned p…

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Funny story: Air Venezuela Airlines Claims That The Bermuda Triangle Is Now In The Gulf of Mexico

Air Venezuela Airlines Claims That The Bermuda Triangle Is Now In The Gulf of Mexico

CARACAS, Venezuela - (Satire News) - An Air Venezuela commercial pilot has informed the World Airways Guild (WAG) that on a recent flight from Caracas to El Segundo, California, he and one of his flight attendants saw an extremely weird-as-hell sight…

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Funny story: The Plane Shortage In Detroit Is Causing Some Embarrassing Delays

The Plane Shortage In Detroit Is Causing Some Embarrassing Delays

DETROIT – (Satire News) – The Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport has had a large amounts of delays due in part to the jet plane shortage, as well as the jet fuel shortage. Detroit Metro Airport spokesperson Jessica F. Wackowitz, 42, stated…

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Funny story: A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

A Pilot and Co-Pilot Get Into A Fist Fight In The Cockpit of A Jetliner At 30,000 Feet

SOMEWHERE OVER IOWA – (Satire News) – Sky Blue Airlines has just confirmed that two of their cockpit crew members did in fact get into an altercation while 30,000 feet up in the sky. An airline spokewoman, identified as Virginia Liliana Tippenkunt…

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Funny story: Is ABORT The Correct Word?

Is ABORT The Correct Word?

Abort is a term used to stop a plane from a dangerous landing or taking off. We have to abort, is a phrase frequently used in films and television. Taking off from SFO for a direct flight from San Francisco to London in a relatively new Boeing Tr…

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Funny story: Southwest Airlines Is Going To Add On-Board Cage Matches

Southwest Airlines Is Going To Add On-Board Cage Matches

DALLAS – (Satire News) - Southwest Airlines has informed the flying public that they have decided to combine air travel with sports and they’ve decided to add on-board cage matches on most flights. Southwest said that due to the recent 710% incre…

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Funny story: TSA Employee Brings Laser Focus to His Security Job at JFK Airport

TSA Employee Brings Laser Focus to His Security Job at JFK Airport

Transit Security Administration employee Mark Roberts brings laser-focused attention to detail to his position at John F. Kennedy International Airport. As Roberts put it, “The second you put on that uniform, you gotta be on. That’s the job.” A...

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Funny story: Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

Cheap airline offering "standing room only" unless you bring your own deckchair!

It seems the days of cheap and nasty flights are not quite over as one of its most infamous proponents is making every option an optional extra. Passengers flying on 'Leprechaun Airways' will be charged for check-in (online or otherwise), hold lug...

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Funny story: One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

One man's dream: Flatulence to Flight

Scientists from the Seattle Technology Institute National College (STINC) have achieved a major breakthrough in recycling technology. Spokesperson Violet Funk explained. "STINC specializes in recycling human and animal waste, with a focus on conve...

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Funny story: Man believes "he can fly", parachute fails

Man believes "he can fly", parachute fails

On October 13th, a Colorado man jumped out of an airplane to go skydiving with his wife, saying that he could fly. Moments later, after numerous attempts, his parachute malfunctions. Tragically, the outcome was fatal. His wife commented on his be...

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Funny story: Americant Airlines to double passengers per flight with THIS

Americant Airlines to double passengers per flight with THIS

Washington D.C. - The Federal courts have cleared the way for Americant Airlines to use THIS new invention to double passenger payload. The Federal courts have cleared the way for Americant Airlines to use THIS new invention to double passenger pa...

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Funny story: Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget airline introduce sexy "lap-dance" sessions to increase revenue!

Budget flights to and from Ibiza, Mallorca and other Brit, booze hotspots, are now offering a special form of activity on board! No more pathetic scratch cards, fast food over-priced snacks, rubbish tasting coffee or duty-free perfumes. No, for th...

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Funny story: Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Sadistic Bastards Airlines Takes to the Skies

Following a spate of in-cabin bust ups and air-rage fuelled punch-ups, one airline is standing up for what they truly believe in, in the world of customer-focused airline aggression. "We can't change," said CEO Nonoze, "so we may as well embrace t...

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Funny story: United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

United Airlines CEO vows "never again"

THUG CITY, IL ---- Following what he described as a "thorough review" of his flight crew's use of police to drag Kentucky medical doctor David Tao off an "overbooked" flight to prevent him from tending to his patients the next morning (and to replace...

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Funny story: Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford Fans Plead To Famed Actor To Land Plane On Trump And Pence. "Please use your awesome and terrifying aerial abilities for good instead of evil" says fans.

Harrison Ford, famous for playing such roles as Han Solo, and Indiana Jones, has a FUN new hobby of landing airplanes in comedic places. He's recently landed a series of small planes, ones that were built by the Wright Brothers personally, onto su...

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Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...

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Funny story: FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos nest!

FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos nest!

FAA designates "no fly" airspace above White House...Cuckcoos's nest! President-elect Donald Trump reportedly was furious when informed yesterday that the FAA (Federal Aviation Authority) was designating the "no fly" airspace above the  White Hous...

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