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Funny story: Woman Blames Oven For Burning Her Husband's Tea

Woman Blames Oven For Burning Her Husband's Tea

A bad workman always blames his tools, and bad workwomen can also be added into that discriminatory statement this evening, after a woman who burnt her husband's tea "to a cinder" tried, unsuccessfully, to attach some sort of culpability to the oven...

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Funny story: Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger

Bloke Whose Arse Exploded Is Out Of Danger

A man who was taken to hospital after his arse exploded has been told by medical staff that he is "lucky to be alive", but is now out of danger, and at home recovering. The man, Dave Cannon, suffered a severe attack of the phenomenon known as 'Rec...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Authorities in France have said that Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is attracting more visitors than ever before. The twelfth-century monument to French medieval religion was engulfed in flames last Monday, resulting in the loss of its roof and fam...

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Funny story: Forensic Team Say They Know The Cause Of Notre Dame Fire

Forensic Team Say They Know The Cause Of Notre Dame Fire

A police forensic investigation team looking into the cause of the fire that swept through Notre Dame cathedral in Paris on Monday, says it has already established how the blaze started. Pierre l'Escargot is a man who makes models from matches. He...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

There was good news coming out of the French capital, Paris, this morning when it was announced that, after a close inspection of the Notre Dame cathedral, it was the general opinion that the structure was nowhere near as badly damaged as was first t...

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Funny story: University Professor Relieved It Was Original Notre Dame that Burned

University Professor Relieved It Was Original Notre Dame that Burned

When not-yet-tenured business law professor Carson Hale first heard that the historic Notre Dame had suffered severe damage due to a catastrophic fire, his first gulity concern was what the horrific "act of God" might mean for his professional prospe...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...

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Funny story: Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Paris, France - (Sacre Bleu Mess): France is reeling from the sudden, tragic torching of one of its greatest national treasures after the Notre Dame de Paris cathedral was razed to the ground. The magnificent 800-year old edifice, which burst int...

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Funny story: Man Had Garden Fire That Very Nearly Went Wrong

Man Had Garden Fire That Very Nearly Went Wrong

Getting rid of the trash isn't easy, especially when there is no refuse collection service, but one man who decided to burn his rubbish in his garden was left ruing his decision, when the fire very nearly got out of hand. Moys Kenwood, 55, informe...

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Funny story: Freezing Chicago Fireman Hoping for Nice, Warm Neighborhood Fire

Freezing Chicago Fireman Hoping for Nice, Warm Neighborhood Fire

As Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois continue to struggle with the polar vortex cold snap, people are trying to come up with imaginative and often unorthodox ways to stay warm in sub-zero temperatures. A member of the Chicago fire brigade has co...

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Funny story: Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

Fire Chief In Trouble Over Improper Use Of Fire Engine And Crew

A Fire Chief in charge of a local fire station was in hot water earlier, after it was revealed he had used the station's fire engine and its crew improperly - to stick up bill posters for the Firemen's Brass Band Concert! Captain Flack, of Trumpt...

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Funny story: Vintage Auto Wanted For Arson In Fatal California Wildfire

Vintage Auto Wanted For Arson In Fatal California Wildfire

A vintage red-and-white Plymouth Fury with Maine license plates is responsible, authorities say, for setting fire to the Sierra National Forest near Yosemite National Park. The vehicle, which has been traced to Arnold “Arnie” Cunningham, was damag...

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Funny story: Glasgow Art School Inferno World Cup Conspiracy Theory

Glasgow Art School Inferno World Cup Conspiracy Theory

The Glasgow art school has burnt to the ground again just as the World Cup starts in Russia 2018 and some conspiracy theorists are saying that it can't be a coincidence that the last time it burned down was in 2014 during the Brazilian World Cup.

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Funny story: Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

Exploding fish art makes a big blast at a London art gallery

An exploding fish, part of an art piece done by Lee Bul. exploded in a London art gallery during the last week of May. "Majestic Splendor" was part of a rotting fish exhibition that Bul, an Asian artist, created. The exhibition was slated to open...

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Funny story: Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

Smoking Samsung breaks "no-smoking" rule during Indian flight!

It seems that mobile telephones are gaining a life of their own as a desperate Samsung decided to have a puff on an inland Indian flight causing the rather concerned crew to grab the nearest fire-extinguisher and put the thing out. The person resp...

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Funny story: On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

On the problem of choosing how and where to drop a stink pickle

Niagara Falls, NY - Attempts to avoid colleagues in professional settings is an all too familiar practice. Have you ever gone to a different floor of your office building to drop a bomb? What about having the turtle's head poking out but preventing M...

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Funny story: Local Thunder-Thighs Wreak Havoc on Townspeople

Local Thunder-Thighs Wreak Havoc on Townspeople

With the peak of the summer season, the heat and humidity have locals concerned about the effect that local thunder-thighs have on the well-being of their neighborhood. As shorts get shorter, and tops become more cropped, it leaves much more room fo...

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