A fried egg sunny-side-up is not a chicken. Get it? Even a poached egg, scrambled egg, stuffed egg, or hard-cooked egg is still not a chicken. Don’t panic, but egg shells after making a soufflé, frittata, quiche, and huevos rancheros would never…
Don't blame Panera for the high cost ($15.50) for a large bowl of chicken soup. "Its not Panera's fault," said Ollie McDonald, the country's largest Noodle Chicken farmer," Most folks have never even heard about a noodle chicken. They come out of…
SCARECROW, Kansas – (Satire News) – The news media has confirmed that a chicken farmer in Scarecrow Kansas, has an astounding eye-laying hen that can lay 80 eggs per day. RumorLand News reporter Zackary Yukon, interviewed Nathan Tadpole, and he wa…
A man who was absolutely famished and looking forward to sitting down to a plate of fish and chips for his tea last night, was disappointed to learn that, unfortunately, fish wasn't on the menu, due to his wife having arrived at the market too late.
Uncommonly hot weather has seen temperatures in Europe soar this week, and, to illustrate just how hot it was, a woman in the Spanish capital of Barcelona fried an egg on the bald part of her husband's head. Ernesto Valdez, 58, told his wife repea...
Columbus, Georgia. Special to The Spoof. The duck who has served as the television commercial mascot for the Aflac insurance company for twenty years has started laying eggs. While ducks lay eggs, an attorney hired by the duck in a sexual discrimi...
Soaring quickly to the rank of most-liked Instagram photo, the “World Record Egg”, an account owned by Chris Godfrey, has single-handedly proven that unfertilized chicken eggs are more likeable than human children. This has been clear for a while, bu...
The Association of Super Intelligent Doctors and Scientists has revealed the findings of a 3 billion-dollar, 20-year study. The research concluded that eating eggs on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays is bad for the health. The chief of cardiolog...
An egg that was pan-fried in sunflower oil until the yolk was a pale yellow color, which could then be "bitten and chewed", had been cooked for too long, in one man's opinion. The egg, served to Moys Kenwood, 55, by his wife as part of a sausage,...
Seattle, Wa - A mother of two was so disappointed with her children that she wanted to recall her eggs. “They just didn’t turn out the way I had hoped,” she confided, after neither child called her for Mothers Day. “All I got was a text from my...
According to a recent report from the National Institute of Health, in this age of mass shootings, climate chaos and downward-spiraling human health, an increasing number of Americans have opted to undergo a cutting-edge elective procedure known as c...
As if the Trump presidency hadn't already provided us with enough surreal moments, an interview on the CNCB channel last night gave us a whole new dimension to his state of mind. While answering a question about trade embargoes with China, Trump...
Sunbathers, tourists and beach bums were suddenly confronted with a, yellow toxic cloud at one of Britain's most beautiful resorts, Beachy Head. The cloud drifted towards the huge white cliffs and people enjoying the rare UK sun "scrambled" to saf...
There are some people in Holland who are so desperate to leave the EU, Wilders, etc, and follow the UK into a dark, unknown abyss, they are willing to poison their own people and other European citizens! In fact, they have even adopted the infamou...
On the Greek island of Zakynthos it seems not even budget airlines cannot beat turtle mums laying their eggs on the beach! British tourists waiting in vain for their replacement plane to arrive had to suffer an extension to their holidays (poor th...
When 53-year-old Denise Hobson first heard about the standard animal agriculture practice of "forced molting," by which female chickens are deprived of food and light for up to two weeks in order to artificially jolt their weary bodies into producing...
Washington, DC Canadian citizen Justin Bieber risked starting an international incident when he was driving his Ferrari and failed to stop in time to avoid hitting the rear of the Rolls Royce in front of him. The Rolls Royce was carrying ex-Vice-Pres...
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